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I LOVE the squirts!

April 22nd 2011 3:53 pm
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NO! I'm not talking about THOSE kinda squirts. I know I usually talk about poop. Today that honor goes back to Newman for his diary on that fabulous singing toilet that cost a bazillion dollars! What I'm talking about is the water squirt bottle.

Last night mom caught me going back over to the curtains and behind the TV trying to chew on the wires and rip the curtains down. She thought I was long over that phase but not so much. I have begun anew! So she decided to come over and give me a little tap on the bum. If you read my last diary, you know I LOVE that. So that didn't work. It made me do it more.

Than she figured she'd try the squirt bottle again. Well Lacey ran for the hills but I absolutely LOVED it and was playing "catch the water in my mouf" like a doggy. She'd aim it at me, squirt me in the rear and I loved it and thought it was so funny. I kept coming back and when I did, she'd squirt me again, I'd stop and lick my back and run over to her and go "DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN, DO IT AGAIN!" MOL!

She thought it was pretty funny so she kept playing and squirting me and said, well at least you're getting a baff. She kept spraying me and I kept running right towards it and trying to catch the water streams right in my mouf. She couldn't believe it! She said "Finney you are a NUT".

She ended up wetting the floor pretty good and had to stop so she could wipe it all down. Then she stopped playing! Pooh! Maybe tonight I'll really bug her endlessly and she'll get me soaked! I know, I AM a nut. So what! I say, "live and let squirt!" MOL.

Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 3:59 pm

Finney, are yous sure yous is not related to Simba ( UK ) ???? Cause you're both NUTS!!! But we loves yous anyway!!! ( Guess Lacey is de smart one!!)
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 4:06 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I HATE THOSE SQUIRT BOTTLES!!!!! I'm so afraid of them.... shhhhh.... don't tell the squirt bottle where I am. When I get to be super duper naughty I get a squirt bottle to the butt too. I don't like it at all. Lacey sure is the smart one, I don't know about you Finney.... that water is awfully scary...
...although to be fair, I do often jump in the shower with mommy so I guess not all water bothers me!
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 4:12 pm

WINK WINK, thanks guys! I knew I loved ya for a reason!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 4:14 pm

Now see?! I do NOT like going in the shower or bathtub for water but I like the squirtty bottle. Lacey likes the tub a little more and she likes it when mom is washing her hands and throws a little water at her. So I am not the only nutball in the bunch.
Purred by: Simba (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 4:41 pm

From one nut to another.
Mind you dont shrink with all that water!!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 4:49 pm

nope, it made me poofier!
Purred by: Simba (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 4:53 pm

You could be The Poof-father!!!MOL
Purred by: Sandi G

April 22nd 2011 at 5:18 pm

Dood man, I just watched your video and you totally beat the snausages out of your sister Lacey! Woo hoo, you are the Floofinator:) Hope you win ddp of the day tommarrow since you talked about poop:) We'll see..........
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 5:19 pm

I think you have to watch out for the frizzies, not shrinkage!! Yes, you are a NUT, but not because of the squirt bottle - nice try though!!!
There are a lot of kitties who like water, as long as it's on their own terms, of course!!! Guess you're one of them! Don't worry, it's endearing!!! Luv, Tink
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 5:27 pm

MOL! Snausages! MOL! She got me pretty good many times though Tate. We haven't won ANYTHING in ages! Guess the diary girl don't like us no more. PPFFFTTT.
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 5:49 pm

Wonder what she will come up with now since the squirt bottle doesn't work? I hope the Diary Gal likes my NUMI story! I haven't been picked in a long time either!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 5:58 pm

I think your Numi story is excellent and one of the best diaries this week! Maybe she doesn't like poop talk anymore. But we do and we're not gonna stop! So phooey on her. Although it would be nice for us to be picked again.

Mom has no club by the way. She's stumped!
Purred by: Ingen (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 6:01 pm

I doesn' likes water. I's a wil'cat ina baff. I hates a squirts. I don' know why you likes a squirt, Finnegan. Yousa strange kitty. MOL
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 7:00 pm

Too funny!! Hey Finney, since you like water bottle squirts and fessy squeezes, what is it you don't like?

Mom hasn't tried the squirt bottle with us, but I don't know if I'd enjoy it that much! I think I'd run for the hills like Lacey did.
Purred by: Kaci Sunshine - Beloved Angel (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 7:47 pm

Finney, I don't want to be rude, but you're a little nuts! MOL!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 10:00 pm

That is too funny!!! MOL!!! I am not a fan of that squirt bottle thing though, you can have it!
Purred by: Toki (Catster Member)

April 23rd 2011 at 6:29 pm

I did think you meant THOSE kind of squirts! HAHAHA. I like squirts too. I love playing with water- especially the kitchen sink sprayer.
Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB#73 (Catster Member)

April 24th 2011 at 12:49 pm

FINN dood! U r a lil nutty, but ya know's, ya gotta haz sum nuts in all da glorious box of chocolates!!!! MMMmmmm~ Ur too funny 'n I lubbs ur diaries too! Ahh, but ya know too, I not efen know what a squirt bottle iz! I nefur been squirted before. Mom not use dat on me, uhm guess I nefur chewed cords nor climbed curtains either! Shrugs. I really like water though, 'n I sits on da tubby while her showers 'n like it bouncin' off me head, MOL! It tickles! I drink frum da faucet 'n it drips on me head, 'n I likes it too! MOL! I nefur had a baf either, guess I am green, huh? Maybe mom will get's me a water pistol fur ta play ouside, yah, dat would be kewl! Coz well, ya know, her NOT want to clean it up in da house!! MOL! An' Finn, sutimes u feel like a NUT 'n sumtimes u r~! MOL, dat's what dey tell mommy at her werk! Yeehaw!!! Hi, sweet Kaci! Purrs 'n sends kissies~!

Purrs 'n nudges,
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 24th 2011 at 12:54 pm

Toki we don't have a kitchen faucet sprayer in our sink. I think I'd like one of those!

Milo, I've been super duper bad lately and mom's patience is wearing real thin. Last night I was chewing on the cords of the TV and she kept telling me stop, she was pretty worn out and tired and didn't feel like playing squirt the Finney this time. I kept going at it and wouldn't stop so she gave me a tap on the fanny that was not so nice. Not hard! But not soft either and she had a tone in her voice that meant to cut it out. Then she threw us out of the room and said we're having a time out. Lacey was super mad at me cause she didn't do anything! But we can't be separated or we bang on the doors so if one of us gets it, we both do. Sigh.
Purred by: Toki (Catster Member)

April 24th 2011 at 2:55 pm

Finney, I've seen these things called cable zippers to enclose the cables behind things like computers and tvs. Sorry to ruin your fun, but chewing on tv cables can be dangerous. here is a link: html
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 24th 2011 at 2:58 pm

Thanks Toki, we bookmarked it. Mom was going to buy some she saw at Target awhile ago and then I stopped doing it! I didn't do that for a really long time. She doesn't know why all of a sudden I'm being bad again. She plays with us and we get plenty of exercise so who knows. I'm just a little brat sometimes. MOL. I love to tease mommy. That's why she gets so mad about it, cause she doesn't want us to get hurt.
Purred by: Toki (Catster Member)

April 24th 2011 at 3:02 pm

If you google "cat chewing on tv cords" you can find some ideas to prevent it. Some ideas are dumb, but some are good. you could get electrocuted, Finney! be careful!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 24th 2011 at 3:36 pm

Yeah, mom researched all this stuff before and found the best answer is to get those protective cables which is what she's going to do as soon as she gets paid. For now, she watches me like a hawk when she's here and when she's not she keeps the door closed so I can't get over to it. Although the only time I do that stuff is when mom is trying to watch tv. But she won't let me near it, I promise. She knows better.
Purred by: littleboy (Catster Member)

April 25th 2011 at 8:58 am

MOL so funny that you like that water so much, too bad a bout the curtains, but you better watch out of the cords that is kinda scary, mom never had to worrry to much about that with us or the kittens,(cept for alley when she was little she like to unplug stuff) but I still like to mess with the curtains.
Purred by: Dinah (Forever Loved) (Catster Member)

April 25th 2011 at 12:19 pm

You have to be very careful about those electrical cords Finney. My sister Mittens once peed on the cords in the office of our house. It nearly started an electrical fire. The family spent all night cleaning up the mess after someone luckily woke up and smelled it. Could have been a much scarier ending though. You've got to be careful. Now me, I personally thought that was the last straw and we should have gotten rid of Mittens then and now, but low and behold, Mittens stuck around. She's STILL down there back in NH causing trouble for the family and this was years ago!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 25th 2011 at 12:25 pm

MOL! Well mom is definitely going to pick up some of those plastic protectors when she gets paid in a week. She found some at Target she can get. Also, she read last night that if you put aluminum foil on the cord, that might scare me away. And let me tell you something it just might work! I am so scared of that stuff it's not funny. All she has to do is take out one piece and that noise it makes drives me nuts! I don't like it at all. so that may be okay to use in the meantime. But she's keeping a tight reign on me in the meantime and won't let me anywhere near it. I do it just to bug her. I really do! I am a teasy Finney!
Purred by: The Clinic Cat(s) (Catster Member)

April 30th 2011 at 4:49 pm

Thats funny that you love to catch the water from the squirt bottle water. We have never been squirted before... but I (Simon) love drinking water from the tap, but of course it has to be under my own terms.

Thats good of your mom to put foil paper by the TV cords. That will help you resist the temptation of biting at them ;).
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 30th 2011 at 4:54 pm

Nope, didn't work guys! I still went after it. Mom was going to buy those plastic cord covers but all the reviews said that they have awful chemicals on them and smell terrible!


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