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I like it like that!

April 19th 2011 3:12 pm
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Okay, Alex just flew down here and said she bummed everyone out, MOL. So she asked me to lighten the mood, said I'm the comic relief around here. I wasn't aware of that but I'll try to live up to the title.

I'll tell you something right now! I LOVE fessy squeezes. Do you know what a fessy is? It's a fanny, my grammy calls them fesses. Don't know why but I kinda like that word. I can be quite the little stinker sometimes but the reason I do that is because I know that if mom has to chase me, I can run and TRY to hide under our S shaped scratcher. I say try because I can't fit under there anymore. Jeez, pretty soon I won't fit into anything!

Anyways, I do something to tick mommy off, she comes after me, I run and TRY to hide under the scratcher and I stick my fanny (I mean fessy) way up in the air. Mom grabs a hold of it, gives it a little shakin' a little squeezin' a little love tappin'. I have no idea why I love this so much but I do! I can't get enough fessy squeezing. I even love it when she chases me and tickles me on the tail! Weird huh? I can't help it, I'm addicted to it. The minute mom walks away, I start all over again and hope she comes and gives me MORE squishin'.

Lacey also loves fessy squeezin' but her favorite is fessy tappin'. She LOVES that! She gets on the tower with the hole in the middle of it, hangs her head in the hole so her fessy is sticking up in the air, she grabs her tail from underneath and puts her ears back. Mom starts giving her really fast little fessy love taps and she's off and running! She loves it, loves it, loves it. It makes her nuts.

Thank goodness we don't let one go right then and there while she's doing that! MOL! I have belched in her face though but that's not the same thing at all. Does anybody else love fessy squishing? If not, you're really missin' out! Go ahead, try it! You'll like it! I know that "I Like it Like That"!

 
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 3:23 pm

Finney...yous is one strange dude!!! But we loves yous anyway!!!
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 3:31 pm

Fessy... hehehe. I like it. My mommy drums on my butts! Well... my backsides I guess. Whenever she watches tvs if the theme song plays, she drums on my little backside to it! hehehe! We also loved your diary title, mommy is always picking me up and going "boom! I likes it likes that!" in my silly voice. Daddy thinks we're crazy!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 3:41 pm

See Blizzard? I'm not the only fur nutball in the house! MOL! nothing wrong with it. Something tells me you probably have lots of weird things you like that you don't share with us. COME ON! Give it up Blizzard!
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 3:45 pm

OK, but no laffings!!! I do kinda like having ....belly rubs!! When daddy rubs my belly, I kinda use my paws and direct him ti the purrfect spot!!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 3:46 pm

Oh BTW, mom just went downstairs to give Midnight her pill and Middy is PLAYING like crazy! She hasn't done that in ages!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 3:48 pm

AHA!!!!! I knew it. That's so cute Blizzard! Purrrrfectly adorable. I mean that buddy, no making fun!
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 3:50 pm

hehehe, we knew it Blizzard! You have your adorable weakness same as the rest of us! I'm not a fan of belly rubs myself but sister is the QUEEN of belly rubs! I'm the King of butt pets though in this house! I'm all about the butt pets! hehehe!
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 4:05 pm

oooh! I love butt drumming!! Fessy Drumming!! I even leave a little ungroomed mat back there so mommy has to comb it out! I'd LOVE to see videos of you guys doing this stuff!! Luv, Tink
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 4:11 pm

OMC now that would be a neat trick. How's mommy supposed to film us and drum us at the same time? MOL! We'll see what we can do. Mom is still trying to catch me doing certain things. She tried taking video of Lacey doing her high jump backflips but it's tough to film and throw the ball at the same time.
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 4:18 pm

Mom's still trying to capture my 'happy River dancing' on film! hehehe! No one can see me dance... it's a secret! As I'm always reminding mommy... 'keep me secret, keep me safe!' then she reminds me that I'm the worst kept secret in the world cause everybody knows about my awesomeness! hehehe!
Purred by: Alex (sweet angel girl) (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 4:21 pm

River you better get used to it because one we put you on my website, you'll be famous!!!
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 4:28 pm

You know what Alex... I was almost on a billboard here in Sacramento! Yups! I came in second in a photo contest with this picture...
Prize Winning Picture
So I was nearly super duper famous! I did get second place though, out of lots and lots of kitties. I won a gift card that mommy used to buy me a mountain of toys and a temp-purrrrrrrrrr-pedic bed!
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 4:34 pm

Are you on DR. SUESS' LAP????
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 4:42 pm

hehehehe! No Tink, that's my mommy! I think her sister gave her that shirt though... maybe her mommy? It's a Dr. Seuss shirt though so you are right about that! hehehe! Mommy also has a dark blue cat in the hat shirt somewhere around here...
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 4:47 pm

Well, you are certainly STUNNING in the photo!!! Luv, Tink
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 5:35 pm

WOW! I'll say! Grrrooowwweeeeyyyyoooohhh!!! I don't know what kind of sound that is, but it's a "you're super handsome River" sound. MOL
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 5:44 pm

heheheh... thanks ladies! I'm all blushy right now!
Purred by: The Pharaoh Loki Mahes (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 5:52 pm

Hmmmmmm.I love adoration, and it is OK to give my Royal Fessy a pat or two..MOL..
You made me laugh my friend! I love your diaries!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 5:54 pm

MOL! Right back at ya Loki! Your Royal Fessy! Say that next time your momma gives you a pat. Say, "watch the Royal Fessy please, not too hard". MOL
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 5:54 pm

Like Lady Gaga says "I like it rough!" MOL
Purred by: Orange Ruffy (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 6:31 pm

If you grab my Fessy you gotta give me chicken first.
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 7:32 pm

Fessy squeezes!! Cute! Do you have any videos of these on your channel? I think I pretty much love any squeezies.
Purred by: Baby (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 7:34 pm

I'm kinda hesitant to say this but....I have this one little spot near my tail. Oooooooohhhhhhh when Jen scritches it, my head goes up and my tongue goes in and out at the same pace Jen is scritchen. Jen laughs when she finds just that right spot.
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 8:13 pm

Oh yeah, the tail scratch! I call it the tippy toe scratch. Mom pops my fessy all the time. It's more like a love pat and she will scratch the sides of my back legs. Yeah Buddy. And belly rubs are great! And how do we keep missing these great contest? Mom needs to check our group pages more often, I guess.
Purred by: Ingen (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 9:34 pm

Zach you jus' gotsta check in wif Finnegan ALLA times. Nefur know when a pawty is gonna happen. They jus' HAPPENS! Like he sayed--he's da Catster Comic Relief cat.

WE LOVES YOU FINNEGAN!

Ingen, Baby & Mr.Spot
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 10:08 pm

I love getting scritches right at the very bottom of my back at the base of the tail. It makes me stick my "fessy" up in the air real high and I purr loud. I love it, it also seems to make people laugh!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 11:13 pm

Thank you Ingen! I knew this would be a good subject. You guys are so funny! MOL! Jezzy I like that picture of your with your "fessy" up in the air real high!

I think mom has a new challenge ahead of her now. Try to video tape this event without shaking the camera all over the place.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 11:21 pm

Oh pooey! I wanted to add that we love you all too! MOL! It's late here, or early, or whatever you want to call it. Mom wanted to check her messages and Lacey just took a big fat P-E-W in the box. The whole room smells now!
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

April 19th 2011 at 11:22 pm

Yes and you smell JUST like roses Finney! NOT!!!!
Purred by: Kaci Sunshine - Beloved Angel (Catster Member)

April 20th 2011 at 12:28 pm

Oh no! I must be the only kitty who hates tail rubs and scritches and tickles & I'd really HATE that fessy squeezing and shaking. When anyone tries something like that with me, I consider their hand fair game for my teefies!

Hugs,
Kaci
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

April 20th 2011 at 12:31 pm

Kaci, you're missing out! Perhaps a bit of a nippy cocktail would help you relax while mommy did some fessy squeezing!? MOL. Or even a couple of nippy cocktails?

 

Finnegan (Finney)


 

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