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Name That Poop Song

March 31st 2011 12:54 pm
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Yes, I'm obsessed with poop. I blame Newman and Hazel Lucy for that. MOL! not such a bad thing since it's funny and we all need a laugh, pretty OFTEN these days. All kinds of things stressing my meowmy out today so I decided today was a good time to start this new game.

Name a song title, a song lyric, a commercial jingle AND/OR a movie title that COULD be about poop or pee! Not that they're really about poop or pee but that it could be just by the titles. It's easy, I'll start:

1) You dropped a bomb on me (song)
2) Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is (jingle)
3) Push it (song)
4) What goes around, comes around (song)
5) A river runs through it (movie)

I think that's enough, I'm sure I can think of more but I'll see what you guys come up with. Come on, let's have some fun now!

 
Purred by: Laura W

March 31st 2011 at 8:06 pm

Mr Hankey the Christmas poo !
Purred by: Henry (Catster Member)

March 31st 2011 at 8:50 pm

MOL I just LURVS Mr Hankey...
Henry
Purred by: Henry (Catster Member)

March 31st 2011 at 9:09 pm

What about...
"I gotta go gotta go right now gotta go!!"
(jingle)
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

March 31st 2011 at 9:12 pm

MOL! That's LITERALLY about poop, too funny. It can be something that sounds like it's about poop or pee too. Doesn't have to really be about it. Good one Henry! Oh how I hate the Mr. Hanky the poo, BLECH! Sorry Tabbies, that's mucho grosso! MOL
Purred by: Ashlynne (Catster Member)

March 31st 2011 at 9:16 pm

Born to Run (song)

*giggles*
Purred by: Beepers (Catster Member)

March 31st 2011 at 9:18 pm

Like a Rolling Stone (song)

*snicker*
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

March 31st 2011 at 9:31 pm

Good ones!!! MOL
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

March 31st 2011 at 11:04 pm

Free as a Bird by the Beatles

For Finney's recent poop issues!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

March 31st 2011 at 11:07 pm

Aaahhhhh, I like that one. I did a GREAT plunky this morning! It was LOUD! MOL
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

March 31st 2011 at 11:33 pm

You guys are nasty!

How about "Legends of the Fall"(movie)
"Islands in the Stream"(song)
Purred by: Teebo - Dreamboat #66 (Catster Member)

March 31st 2011 at 11:39 pm

You're all making me giggle!
Purred by: Coopurr (Catster Member)

March 31st 2011 at 11:42 pm

Meowmmy wants to know if Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran counts? Do do do do do do do do do...doooo DOOOOO.
Purrs,
Coop
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

March 31st 2011 at 11:46 pm

MOL! I had to think about that one Coopurr! YES! that's a good one! That one was even better because I didn't get it at first, DUH. MOL! I know Teebo. We are silly as heck and so what I say! We need to be silly in a serious world. Right?
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

March 31st 2011 at 11:46 pm

Duran Duran were just on Jimmy Kimmel last night! We love them.
Purred by: Coopurr (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 12:24 am

Meowmmy made me stay up and watch it with her. She said she's loved them for almost thirty years. She's making me stay up and watch them again tonight.

I HATE THEM! Their music scares me!
Purrs,
Coop
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 12:27 am

Are they on again tonight Coop? Momma wanted to see them in concert for their new tours and WOW they are SOOOOO expensive. So she's settling for the boob tube and her greatest hits CD. MOL
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 12:29 am

Da Doo Ron Ron! OMC Shaun Cassidy sang this.

"Da DOO Ron Ron Ron, DA DOO RUN RUN!! Yeah and my heart stood still!!"

Geez, that happened to me a couple months ago.
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 12:31 am

My Mom says they were the hottest thing sense sliced bread when she was growing up. She remembers watching the uncut version of "girls on film" at her cousins house, which pf course she was too young for. But she was to young to be sweating Kirk Cameron, George Micheal and Prince then, too.


"Open Range"
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 12:35 am

How about the movie

"Shooter"
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 12:39 am

Awwww Gumpy! Da doo run runs are a bummer! You know what? My momma was a little girl and loved Shaun Cassidy too and that was the first record she ever bought! She's gonna kill me, showing her age. She's not that old! MOL!

Yup, my momma saw that video too. Back then that was so risque! That's NOTHIN' now.
Purred by: Coopurr (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 12:45 am

Zachary, my Meowmmy STILL thinks Duran Duran's the hottest thing since sliced bread! (But you have to understand: She's CRAY-ZEEEE!)

Purrsonally, I hate them! Their music just freaks me out. I'm a Clapton kinda kitty...

Purrs,
Coop
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 12:47 am

Mom told me she also liked Shaun Cassidy back in the day (when she was a little girl)! And Duran Duran from the '80s! Well, I, myself wasn't around then....

I think Duran Duran is good by itself for your poop game!
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 12:47 am

MOL! We should have Zach DJing for us right now.
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 12:54 am

Any requests?
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:08 am

"The end of the road" Boyz II men
Purred by: Alex (sweet angel girl) (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:09 am

Wait, is that a song request or a poop song? Stay on topic!!!

Mine is The Good the Bad and the ugly (movie)
Purred by: chris D

April 1st 2011 at 1:11 am

"Riding (dirty)"
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:13 am

HUH?
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:14 am

Sorry riding dirty was me and the end of the road was a poop song
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:15 am

You with poop in your fuzzy pants = your riding dirty or just go by the "dirty"
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:17 am

Who does that song or movie or whatever? Not ringing a dingle bell, MOL
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:21 am

The song is about riding with large amounts of dough and pot, it's a rap song by Chamillionaire featuring Krazie Brown. Mom actually like this song.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:23 am

Oh no wonder! We hate rap for the most part. Some of it we like but not too much.
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:25 am

This song is a fun party song like "Gin and Juice" you do remember that one
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:33 am

Well, I was going to play any poop song requests, but neevermind.

Slip sliding away aaayy....Slip sliding away.....
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:36 am

wait Gumpy don't go!! Sorry, mommy's trying to get into her jammys in between all this typing.
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:38 am

Oh I can't think of one! the pressure's too much! MOL! How about "I like the way you move" by Outkast.
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:42 am

slip sliding away is a great one.
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:43 am

I'll be around. Slip sliding away was a poop song!

How about 'Liquid Love' by Madonna
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:51 am

MOL MOL MOL! I thought you were falling asleep Gumpy! MOL! Too funny. Good song for sure! But only if we're lucky! Not constipated! MOL
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 1:54 am

In the End by Lincoln Park. Get it? In the END? MOL!
Purred by: Monida (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 2:59 am

You guys are all too funny!
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 3:18 am

*starts writing down all this pawsome info for his book*
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 3:25 am

Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Purred by: Gleek (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 3:26 am

I'm Coming Out
Purred by: Violet - Forever Loved (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 3:27 am

Ease On Down

We're doing Diana Ross songs - MOL!
Purred by: Nadia (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 4:00 am

Where's Finney?

Is he "Takin' Care of Business?"

More good poop tunes by Newman and family!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 5:59 am

I don't know the name, but this song is all about poo!

When you're sliding in first
And your pants are gonna burst
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you're running into second
And you hear a toilet beckon
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you're running into third
And you lay a juicy turd
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you're sitting in the Chevy
And your pants are feeling heavy
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

Hope that had enough poo in it for you!
Purred by: Monida (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 6:37 am

I like to move it, move it ... MOL!
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 8:42 am

Jez, I'm shocked to here that came out of your mouth! MOL! Good one though. Mom completely forgot about that one.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 3:02 pm

MOL MOL MOL! Wow, I go to sleep and come back and there are TONS of good ones here! I like all the Diana Ross ones, seems she didn't realize her songs could all be translated to poop songs! MOL!

JEZEBEL! I'm shocked! Well, not really. MOL! That's too funny and a song we'll have to remember. All of these are excellent! Newman how come your name says you're Inky but it's your picture? Whaz up wit dat?

MOL, I keep going back and reading them over, these are funny. I'll be singing all of these songs all day now. This is fun! Doesn't take much to amuse us kitties now does it!
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 3:33 pm

Look at your calendar, Finnegan! MOL!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 3:36 pm

MOL! We JUST figured it out DUH. MOL! Good one Newmie! Switching all the pictures. April Fool's!!!
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 6:40 pm

How about this poopie movie:

Monster's Ball

My pawtobiography!

(We could also name movies that are so poopie that we wish we never paid to see them)
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 7:35 pm

Okay - here I am FINALLY(phew!)!!! We were SO BUSY trying to get the answers on River's Quiz! Mommy's brain got FRIED, saying "Oh! I KNOW I've seen that one!" and catfusing them ALL with different names of all their doppelgangers! She is FINALLY taking a break!
So I got some somgs about poop:
"My Favorite Mistake" (about going outside the box)
"It Don't Hurt" (after some aloe vera)
"The Difficult Kind"
"Am I Getting Through?"
"God Bless This Mess"
"Breakout"
"Shake It Off" (dedicated by Mariah to Finney!!)
"Get Your Number" (Number 2)
"The Stuff that Dreams are Made Of"
"You're An Original"
"Building A Mystery"
"Doo What You Have to Doo"
"She's A Runner"(the GREAT,and forgotten Billy Squier!)
"Take it on the Runs"
"Keep Pushin'"
"(Tootsie)Roll With the Changes"
"Something's Coming"
"The Rumble" (these two are from "West Side Story"
"Long Distance Runaround"
"Solidify"
"Run, Baby, Run"
"No One Said it Would be Easy"
"All I Wanna Do"
"Carry Your Load"
"Little by Little"
"Big Log"

I LOVE Jez's entry - too funny!!! My friend Pastor Mike always says, "You gotta watch the quiet ones"!!!
Anyway, sorry I'm getting in on this so late, and I have REALLY dated my mommy - tee hee!
We could play this same game about gas, or pee pee, or NAMES, like on River's b-day or other occasions, we could do River named songs. OR ME - Love sTINKs! Ther's not many for me, I guarantee!
Now, on to TACKLE this QUIZ!! Finney - yours was the first one we got - nobody is as GORGEOUS! Luv, Tink
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 7:38 pm

P.S. Mommy's saying, "Oh, I saw that climber!", "Oh, I saw that collar!", "Oh, I saw that tree!", and she goes to so-and-so's page, and IT'S NOT THE SAME ONE AFTER ALL!!! This is HILARIOUS - I'm having SO much fun laughing at her!!!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 7:42 pm

OMC Tink you are on a serious roll! These are great. And you CAN do some about pee, it's not just poop! BTW, mom knows all those songs and then some. She's seen REO Speedwagon several times, and saw Billy Squire back in the day when he was promoting that first album. He performed the entire concert with a few cracked ribs and was in complete agony and nobody at all knew it until after the concert was done and the news reported it. He was that good! She said REO is so much fun in concert you cannot sit there, you have to get up and dance! Keep Pushin on is one of her favorite songs! Mom says, aaahhhh the good old days!

Oh and thank you sweet girl! That's a furtastic compliment. We just love you to pieces!
Purred by: Inky (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 7:57 pm

Anticipation
Purred by: KIBBLES (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 8:19 pm

Come on everyone Let's Do the Potty Dance!
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 8:32 pm

Shake Your Booty!
Legends of the Fall
Somethings Gotta Give
Hot Stuff
Big Trouble in Little China
Winnie the Pooh
Ladies' Number 1 Detective Agency (books and tv series)
The Adventure of the Cardboard Box (Sherlock Holmes story)
Ruthless People (sounds like...)
The Best is Yet to Come
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 9:42 pm

Stuck On You!!

Oh yeah, the 80s live on...
Purred by: Nadia (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 9:51 pm

Great song, Jez!!

OMC, Tink, what a list!

Don't forget Free Fallin' !
Purred by: Sparky (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 10:52 pm

These are hairlarious! How about "Doin' the Butt"?
Purred by: Sparky (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 10:55 pm

I've got 2 more! Any song by Kenny Log-gins including "Danger Zone".
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 1st 2011 at 11:05 pm

MOL! We never really know if a game will take off or not. Clearly this one is a hit! These are all fantastic! Keep 'em coming!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

April 2nd 2011 at 5:53 am

Glad y'all liked my song! This one is for our doggie pals - the Butt-Scooting Doggie sang to the tune of Boot Scootin' Boogie by Brooks and Dunn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkmUy33S5P Q. When I see the dogs doing that, it often means someone needs their butt cleaned off.
Purred by: ♥Harley-Dreamette 2 (Catster Member)

April 2nd 2011 at 9:04 pm

Ok. I'm a little late to the game.....but how 'bout 'SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG"..... a few words below MOL..

ya, I'm a rockin' kitty.....

Cause the walls started shaking,
The earth was quaking,
My mind was achin',


Harley
Shook me all night long,
Yeah you, shook me all night long
Purred by: Kringle (Catster Member)

April 3rd 2011 at 1:37 pm

How about whip it??? Devo
Purred by: Sandi G

April 4th 2011 at 12:15 am

Shipoopi...it was the song on Family Guy that Peter sang:)
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

April 4th 2011 at 4:22 am

MOL! I don't think anyone could be late in this game, it's so fun! And these are all super funny. Gosh Newman's got a whole new addition to his book with all this info! Hope you're still writing this stuff down NEWMIE! MOL!

 

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