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New game! Crazy misheard song lyrics

February 20th 2011 6:37 pm
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Okay everyfur! Siggy just game me a great idea without even know it! MOL! Have you ever heard a song and could not figure out certain words to it so you just made up your own? I'm sure you have. We do it all the time. This is the crazy misheard song lyrics game (I just made it up).

Tell us a song and the lyrics you heard that were NOT the real lyrics but were funny instead. I'll start:

Destiny's Child, Bootylicious - "I don't think you're ready for spaghetti, I don't think you're ready for spaghetti, I don't think you're ready for this, is my body too bootylicious for ya babe".

BTW, Siggy was singing about my tail being floofalicious, I like it! I'm Floofalicious, Sploofalicious!

Okay your turn!

Purred by: Monida (Catster Member)

February 20th 2011 at 8:00 pm

Now I'm never going to be able to listen to the song without thinking of spaghetti! :)
Purred by: Sigmond DB #61 (Catster Member)

February 20th 2011 at 8:43 pm

MOL! Finney! I am glad that I inspired you!
My Daddy has one that he sometimes sings, but I think he does it just to annoy my mom, because she thinks the song is really pretty.
"Killing Me Softly" (Mommy really likes the Fugees version.) He sings "Killing me softly with hyssop". The first time he did it, Mommy was like "Ummmm...what the heck is hyssop?" and he said "It's a plant."
My Daddy is a scientist, what can I say. MOL!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

February 20th 2011 at 9:48 pm

MOL! Who isn't ready for spaghetti! One time one of my humans heard someone singing this instead of Feliz Navidad "Feliz la vida, feliz la vida, feliz la vida, prepare a nano y feliz eat-a."

I don't know what a nano is and why it needs to be prepared! Hee hee!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

February 20th 2011 at 11:03 pm

MOL MOL MOL! I'm glad you guys like this game. You're right Jezzy! Who ISN'T ready for spaghetti? Mom sometimes takes a dried piece of it before she cooks it, breaks a piece off and shoots it across the floor. Me and Lacey go nuts trying to find it.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

February 20th 2011 at 11:20 pm

Siggy you wanna hear something funny? My momma is a master gardener so she knows what hyssop is. She's had it in her garden. Don't know if it's still there though, it might have died last winter. Neat that your daddy's a scientist! Sorry Monida! By the time this game gets going we'll all be singing different lyrics to everything. MOL.
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 2:11 am

Mom is going to kill me for saying this but for years she thought "done dirt cheap" sounded like "thunder jeep". Then she wondered why it didn't make sense. Dad told her and she felt so stupid but he admitted it does sound like it.
Floofilious definition makes the girls go loco! Yah, boyys!
Purred by: Orange Ruffy (Catster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 3:57 am

Hey Finster my man!!!
Well, mommy is funny...humans are funny when they sing, not like us who sing in cat.
When we lived at the house, in the backyard was a cat who her sister named Cutie Pie. He now lives in her sisters house in Long Island, because he went with her sister when she moved. But when Mommy would feed him, she would sing Lady GaGas song, Poker Face...and she thought she was saying ...

'Cutie Pie, Cutie Pie, I can't read you with that poker face!'
Cutie Pie, Cutie Pie I know you're gonna win the race!'

I was on the porch and I would listen and I thought it was funny, because she thought the song was about Cutie Pie! And he was a cute cat, so it seemed for fit. But I thought it was kind of funny!
I mean, what race? He wasn't in Nascar or anything? He didn't have to race other cats to a food dish.

Humans are weird!
Purred by: Natasha (Catster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 4:51 am

Well, any song my mistress sings isn't correct. She is going to think this one over and get back to you about the one that she messes up the most. This is going to be a good one....According to our master, she doesn't get any song right so she doesn't need to think long....but she will......
Purred by: ♥ Tasha ♥ (Catster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 5:31 am

Well, when mommy learned "Jingle Bells", she was a kid, so even though it did not make sense these were the lyrics:

"Dashing through the snow, in a one horse SOAP and sleigh"

It sounds correct, and sadly it took her longer than it should have to realize it was wrong!

xoxoxo Tasha
Purred by: Eva V

February 21st 2011 at 6:13 am

Oh boy, I am going to die today! MOL
Mom liked` the George Michael song FASTLOVE except for too long she heard "Baby I ain't Mister Right but if you're looking for
FAT SLUG...FAT SLUG in your eyes......"
Teddy runs off.......
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 8:50 am

OMG are we glad we started this game. Mommy could use some laughs and this morning we're certainly getting them! These are all really good and REALLY REALLY funny. Momma is laughing out loud so hard. I love all of these. "fat slug" HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 10:21 am

That's a classic one, I always thought it said that too and I'll bet just about everyone did. I just had to look it up! The real lyric is: revved up like a deuce. MOL.

Another song that you can hardly understand a single word is Stone Temple Pilots' Tripping on a Paper Heart. We don't have ANY idea of what he's mostly saying.
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 10:32 am

On the Christmas song about King Wenceslaus, I thought it was:

"Good King Wences' car backed out, on a piece of Stephen"
but it's:
"Good King Wenceslaus looked out, on the Feast of Stephen"
because mom has always sung it that way!
Don't know - I only sing in "prrrrp"'s. It's always right...
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 10:33 am

Purred by: Laura W

February 21st 2011 at 11:54 am

finn: I KNOW the song everyone THINKS is

"give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home" is how it's SUPPOSED to be but it's ACTUALLY:

I love me, You love me, I'm the simply FABulous Miss D with a knick knack emerald sack, I love, me, I'm the simply FABulous Miss D

honest :)

hugs from dai$y, queen of cats, resigned to living in smelly trout towne
Purred by: Karen C

February 21st 2011 at 12:31 pm

The one mom and her friends constantly argue over is: England Dan and John Ford Coley's "I'd Really Love to See You Tonight". Mom always sings (in the chorus) "I'm not talkin' bout the linen", when it should be' "I'm not talkin bout movin in." MOL! Mom and her friends have to listen VERY CAREFULLY to make out exactly what he is saying.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 12:36 pm

I This game is turning out to be so much fun. I hope it keeps going. This is pawsome!
Purred by: Monida (Catster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 1:27 pm

I love reading these! You should start a tread in the forums!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 1:30 pm

You know what Monida? I did in the Catster Plus Fun. The only answer I got was from someone who NEVER makes any sense and she certainly didn't disappoint on this one either. I had a feeling that would happen too.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

February 22nd 2011 at 12:55 pm

I thought of another one last night. This one probably everybody knows! You remember that song by Blue Oyster Cult in the 80s? Where they say "don't fear the reaper"? We always said "don't fear the reefer". MOL! Sounds like catnip, hmmmm.

I wish more people were playing this game! Nobody really played it in the forum. Pooh!
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

February 22nd 2011 at 1:07 pm

I guess I need to talk with Mom about her commitment issues. Mom, hurry the heck up and sign us up for catster plus. That way we can join in.

Reefer, really! That's funny. Who would fear catnip?
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

February 22nd 2011 at 1:09 pm

I guess could repost it in the regular section called "who's feeling silly" but I don't see many people ever posting there. Maybe I should do it in one of our groups? What do you guys think? I'd love to keep this game going.
Purred by: Sparkman! (Catster Member)

February 22nd 2011 at 8:00 pm

MOL! This is fun! Mom says she also sometimes knows the lyrics; but just makes up new stuff. And right now here's the song she was singing me earlier... It's Monty Python's Lumberjack song:

I'mmm a Sparkyman and I'm OKAY!
I sleep all night and I sleep all day.
I eat your socks, I eat your feet, I like to bite my Mooz.
On Sunday I go crazy and fish feet in your teaaaaa!
Purred by: Sparkman! (Catster Member)

February 22nd 2011 at 8:01 pm

That said, Mom still sings "Secret Asian Man" and "Aquariums" (instead of Aquarius.)
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

February 22nd 2011 at 10:17 pm

MOL! Good one Sparkman.
Purred by: AnnaBelle (Catster Member)

February 23rd 2011 at 11:19 pm

real Lyrics: I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

Moms lyrics:
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world. Life is plastic, it's fanatic!

Real lyric:
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa da

Im blue, I belive I will die

-- Thats actually how she sang the song for years. then one day while singing along to the video on the Disney channel she was thinking- why would the Disney channel have these lyrics for kids to hear? Thats the first time she looked up the lyrics!


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