February 16th 2011 6:16 pm
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Hello everyone, we interrupt the Floof Report to make this furry special announcement. Due to the garbage and constant caca coming out of our government's mouths and especially now since they're going to be cutting funding to a lot of assistance programs for those that need it (LIKE US!!!) I am not putting up with it anymore and I'm asking you all to throw those bums outta there and vote for Tate for President!
All this cutting of funding for stuff needed like heating our house is upsetting because 1) I need my heat on! I will not sleep in a cold house, NO I WON'T! And 2) It will make everyone in my house pay more for stuff like heat, food, electricity, etc. which means there's no money left to buy ME stuff! I WILL NOT stand for this (or sit down for it, or even lay down for it). Nope! I say VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
What makes Tate such a great candidate? He's already promised to rename the White House, the Cuppycake House. He's promised to have free catnip dinners for every poor kitty in the world, lots of warm blankies and heated beds to snuggle on, plenty of food, activities, snacks and leisure. Everything a fur could want! Now I say you have GOT to love that. We can scratch all the furniture we want, come and go as we please, and be the boss of our pawents!
Plus he's already got the advantage. There are two shows on tv already about cuppycakes. One is DC Cupcakes on the Discovery channel (I think) and the other is on Food Network called Cupcake Wars (I don't like that name since it has war in it). Maybe we could rename that one Cuppycake food fight. I like that better and it sounds super fun and dewicious. Nom nom nom!
So what do you say all of my furriends!? Are ya with me? Let's get Tate in the Cuppycake house and start ruling this gosh darned country like WE kitties want to! Lots of laying around, licking ourselves and each other, catching mice, bugs, birds, etc. Now we need a good slogan. Somebody think of a good one that goes with Tate and cuppycakes. I can't do everything for gosh sakes. MOL!
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Hey lots of CATNIP lots of laying around licking ourselves and each other (MOL) Tate's got our vote lets take the White House!
How about an unlimited supply as Fancy Feast as part of the platform? That would help convince me!
Free cuppycakes for everyone who votes for me!!! I will run this country pawsomely, Obamas gotta find a new home! I think I might try making a catnip cuppycake as my first line of business:) Love, Purrsident Tate
OH WE ARE ON IT FOR SURE, TATE HAS OUR VOTE! WE WANT KITTIES TO TAKE OVER THE US GOVERNMENT, I KNOW WE COULD DO A MUCH BETTER JOB!
TATE FOR PRESIDENT, TATE FOR PRESIDENT!!!
Zeke and family
MOL! Catnip cuppycakes. We can get all the furries drunk enough to vote for you one way or another! MOL! BWAAAAHHHAAAAHHAAAA.
Zoe gets mean when she's on catnip, seriously. It's the oddest thing. So, I'll take her portion.
Caca, I love it