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The Floof Report
Squishy poops!February 4th 2011 1:31 pm[ View A Comments (34) ]
That'll teach me to hold a poopapalooza in my diary! I had a squishy poop this morning and some of it stayed half in my poop shoot and half out. So of course I started to scootch everywhere. Mom was trying to leave to do groceries and I picked right then and there to go on top of her bedspread and scootch. Yup, I did the naughty right there! She was so mad. She had to bring her spread down to the basement and do laundry. She kept trying to leave and at the same time clean me off which I would NOT let her do. I growled at her big time and of course all she was trying to do was clean me and help me. But I wouldn't have any of it.
dood....we think ewe all shuld haza trout samich, a bowl oh s'ghetti, sum donuts.....or cake...N call it a week oh end...hope yur week oh end is grate !! peace out n rock on Thank you Finnegan!!!! I'm a poopyHazelLoosie!!! Hope your mom gets her bedspread clean and tell her stay off the ice!!! You didn't make her day start of good at all. And I know it's not your fault this happens, but you did grawl at her. Did you apologize to your mom? You need to, Mr poopy pants. You know she loves you. MOL! I like that Hazel. PoopyHazelLoosie! I'm glad it worked for ya. You can have the honor of that kind of pawty from now on. I jinxed myself. MOL. I haven't pologized yet Zachy but I promise I will. We're all taking a snooze right now and mommy is up just to shut the blinds cause it still gets dark early here (although not as early as before). It's COLD today! Brrrr! More snow tomorrow, UGH! God help us. She knows it's not my fault and wasn't really mad at me for da poopin' stuff. Just for getting on her blanky! Pew! WHO can possibly remember all their RULEZ? "Don't get on the blanky IF you're dirty"! Mine's lucky I can remember anything, there are always conditions & addendums & fine print! Luckily, you get to start all over tomorrow and I'm sure it will be better, even with the weather. AGAIN. Meanwhile, just shoot her an adoring look - you know it will make her day! prrrrp, Tink Hi Tink, I've already started my sucking up for the night and will continue the rest of the evening. My poopies and furry behind are all clean now and I smell better too. So she's starting to cave! All I gotta do is push my cute paws in and our and purr and wink at her and she's kitty puddy in my paws. YOU DA MAN! You and Lacey just need to get together and give her the best kitty kneading massage with purr songs ever. Then she will just be happy she has a clean blanket to sleep with tonight and will be all relaxed too! MOL. Sorry you had stinky squishy poos though, yuck! MOL! Mommy kept saying "Finney I know you don't like it and I know you hate having stinky butt too. So just let me clean it and it will be all over for gosh darned sakes!" I wouldn't budge. Kept my bum on the floor at all times. We have to get our nails trimmed tomorrow before Lacey can do anymore massagees. She's stabbing momma too much. Now that's a bad day! "A poop shoot?!!" Dude, you have a way with words! M-O-L ! I bet the diary gal will like that one. I just hate when squishy poop is half in and half out of my poop shoot. Also when you get squishy poop stuck on your floofy pants...Hope your momma recovered. MOL! Hope I didn't get too gross Gumpy. But it's true. It's an awful uncomfortable feeling. And you said it! Us floofy pants suffer the most when that happens. We're still cracking up at that one!!! Tooo funny! Love the word poop shoot! Yeah, it is uncomfortable to have poop stuck in your poop shoot. Mom has had to pull poop out before. ( hope that's not TMI). :) Nope, I think I've already started the TMI thing here Gumpy so there's no secrets among us furriends! MOL. Feel free to use "poop shoot" anytime! I wouldn't let mom pull it out. That's why I was growling. She was being gentle but I felt undignified. hehehe, I'm giggling at this big time! Sorry you guys had such a tough day! It wouldn't be funny if it happened to me, but you wrote about it in such a funny way! hehehe! Hope you poop better from now on! We have to make funny of these siteations ya know what I mean? It happens occasionally as I'm sure you know having floofy pants yourself River. It could have been worse and believe me, IT HAS. Have you ever accidentally ingested one of your Mom's hairs and you wind up with a dangeler? I hate it when that happens. I run around the house freaking out. Mom always comes to the rescue. I seen it happen to our dog too. Oh my! I don't know. That sounds super gross too. Although my momma has really long hair and she cleans constantly and picks up her hairs too but they are still all over the place so I'm sure we've eaten some. Just like occasionally she gets a furball. MOL! One of us will walk in front of her or sit on her lap on the couch and stick our tail right in her mouth. She yells, BLLLEEECCHHHH! No need to get rude about it mom! MOL Now, that's me. When Mom is watching tv in the bedroom. I'll get up on her cushy pillows and lay down right in her face. She gets a nose and mouth full of fur that way. And yes, she gets mad too, she always ask me why I'm not content laying on her stomach. Well I'm not as bad as Lacey. She will get on the top of the sink to go over and give mommy headbutts and stuff. Mom puts her down and says "thank you sweetie". Than Lacey trips her when she's walking. Then when mom is trying to eat while watching tv, she goes and squishes herself in back of mom in between her and the couch. She yells when mom is in the shower! She's a leech I tell ya! Oh Zoe, I've had a dangler before, but I didn't realize it was Mom's hair in there!! OMC, this is like a special poop edition of the Floof Report! Danglers are purrty funny! Funny, female kitties usually aren't that clingy. It's us boys that are social. MOL! I hope this doesn't jinx me to have squishy poops again tomorrow! Oh no!!! I'm more independent than Lacey. Maybe it's the Maine Coon in me. But sometimes momma actually has to come and get me and put me on her bed to cuddle. Once I'm there, I'm all for it. But I go in phases. Sometimes I don't care to cuddle for awhile and others, I'm like "momma come here, momma now! come on momma! Let's go!" Zoe is like you Finn. Mom figures it's because she was feral and already 7 months old when Dad saved her. She was a friendly kit but still wild then. She still hates being held but if you call her to your lap, she's always willing to take a long nap there. Yikes! I hope you both have a better day tomorrow!! Oh Floofy butterscotchy Finny of the Floofy poopy report, you are a gem, MOL! I do the "momma come here, momma now! come on momma! Let's go!" ALL the time, ever since I was a little ity bitty kitten. She is MY momma and I want her to do what *I* want. I always want cuddles, except when she goes to clip my nails or the other day when she wiped my bum (see my diary, almost sounds like you! MOL!). oh my cats that was funny my eye are crying as mom read this for me I better not ever get one stuck cause there is NO WAY she is getting anywhere near by poop shoot, oh no mam maybe the others will let her mess with theirs but i am a previous street kitty I don't want her messing with any thing back ther either Finnegan but the bed spread that was so classic so glad your mom did not fall. That doesn't sound like too good a day - hope those squishy poops are gone! Da Poops & nuttin butts da Poops, so halp me Paws! Me hopes efurrthing iz betta by now! I haz a furry bushy butt & Mommy had to trim doze hairs, acuz me haz a aksident last mumph, oh, wut a biggie messy jobbie.. We bees keepin yew & Mommy in out tots fur no more aksidents! Lubbs yew rite tew da ends, butts & all...... Kally Kat ;) Good poop news! I did a good one dis morning and the only thing that happened was I dropped a ball outside of the box. Whoops! Momma was okay with that though. Better than scootchin' all over the house. Anybody ever do that? MOL! Finn ma man, dis IZ A Diary to remember!! I lubbs it 'n readin' all ur poopies stories! Ya know I not gotted any stories to share on da floofies poopies coz I not floofy BUT I has missed da box on occashon maybe once, but dat IZ lots better den schootchin' ur butts, yeppers. Hopefully by now u be's all good 'n haz many clean beddin's to lay on! Oh 'n hopefully no more ice to walk on fur ur mommy. Wishin' u many good days ahead!~ Purrs 'n hugs, MILO MOL! Thanks Milo. We aim to please! Get it? AIM?! MOL. Okay that was a bad joke. This was a fun diary, and it keeps on going which is the best part! The energizer bunny this one is, Finn! I'm a litter kicker. Milo don't fell bad cause Zoe my sis will walk in and the see the litter on the floor beside the box and use it. Whoops! Mom has gotten us a high side box and it's sitting in a cardboard box to protect the floor. So far it's working. We didn't have this problem till this past summer. |
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February 4th 2011 at 1:45 pm