The Floof Report

I'M SO BORRREEEEDDDD!

January 23rd 2011 4:25 pm
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Oh this winter stuff stinks. It's so cold here we cannot beweive it. It's supposed to go down to -25 tonight! BRRRRR! Mother nature is not being too nice right now. Oh did you guys see all those little hearts fluttering around on my page? They look like buggies and I keep swatting at them to try and eat them. Moths are my favorite lunch. I can't seem to catch these and it's really perplexing. Right now I'm dictating this to my typist (momma) while I'm cuddled up on my snowman blanky in my warm beddy. I'm right next to the heater too. We've been cuddling on mom's bed at night, all three of us. She turns on the electric blanket and we lay on top of the fleece bwanky. Yes, all this cuddling is great and fun and all but we can't even see out of our windows. They're all frosted up! We keep asking mom for a new tower like River & Simone have. That's actually the very same one we were gonna get. I don't know if mom can do it but she's going to try hard. We need something new to amuse us, we get bored so darned easy. Mom's been trying to play more with us lately but she's been sick and her sinuses are bothering her. So every time she gets going running around with the string, WHOOSH, she gets dizzy. Lacey is a pain in the tookus! I think we're going to rename her GLUE. She might as well be strapped to mom's leg it's ridiculous. All I can hear all day is mom saying "Lacey get off me already, I can't walk!" She's tripped mom a couple of times already. And when she's not doing that, she's yacking her brains out whining. Sigh. Why can't she just be good like I am? Mom gives her tons of attention and still she has to get greedy about it.

Last night we went downstairs to see grammy and grampy and they couldn't believe how big I am. They said I had a growth spurt for sure because I'm a bear! ROOOAAARRRR!! MOL. I don't sound anything like that. I'm a big boy with a little meow. I sound like this "beewoo beewoo". Weird huh? But I sure can pound on momma's bedroom door in the morning! POW POW POW POW, get up momma, NOW! Grammy is crazy, it's going to be so cold tomorrow morning and she insists on going out to do grocery shopping. She's nuts. Momma told her she was going to steal her car keys and hide them. Those two are really stubborn, my grampy and grammy! Momma says the roles are reversed. They're her kids now and she's the adult. SAYS WHO!!!??? WE'RE the boss momma and don't you ever forget it. MOL!

2 feet of snow coming on Wednesday. I will never be able to see out my windows again. Although the weather man says now he doesn't know at all what it's going to do. Where can I get a job like that? Where I can say anything I want and still get paid for it whether I'm right or wrong? Wouldn't you guys like to see me doing the weather reports? I think that would be very Kewl.

This is Finney McFluffer Nutter, with your Floof report for tonight
Stay warm and stay in da house!!!!

 
Purred by: Leo Lovebug ♥ (Catster Member)

January 24th 2011 at 2:56 am

Thank cat you've got some major floof to keep you warm!
Purred by: Hannah R

January 24th 2011 at 4:45 am

we hope u all stay warm in this dreadful cold weather.
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

January 24th 2011 at 5:13 am

Stay warm! I hate cold weather - brrr!
Purred by: Hunter *Dreamboat #82* (Catster Member)

January 24th 2011 at 12:50 pm

Oh Finney, thanks for that report. Mom didn't know we're supposed to get that much snow... she is sick of it already! Less than 2 months until its spring!

I'm the same as Lacey. I'm stuck to my mom like glue too! I have to see her all the time, and if I don't, I start whining around the house.

Hope you guys stay warm!
Purred by: Laura W

January 24th 2011 at 10:17 pm

finn:

paste sum pick sures o trout on yur windows; herring N tunie works good two, knot so much whitefish though, N ewe guys can pretend ewe are gazin inta a stream o fish.....knot a mountain o snow

peace out n rock on !!!
Purred by: Raza (Catster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 3:05 am

Hee hee I can just imagine you doing a weather report, you sound good. I hope you warm up soon.
Purred by: Nadia (Catster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 3:56 am

Hey Finney McFluffer - how bored are you now??? Yer the COTW! It's excitcating! Have fun this week and stay warm!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 3:59 am

MOL! I know huh Nadia? Wow! I never imagined this would happen. It's so kewl! I'm having so much fun and making a ton of new friends and hearing from all of my wonderful friends I have already. What a great week!
Purred by: Nadia (Catster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 4:10 am

Oh Finney, really? It's not a surprise to us, we knew you'd be COTW sometime soon!
Have a blast, Finnegan McFluffer!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

January 25th 2011 at 4:12 am

Thank you gorgeous girl! We love you!

 

Finnegan (Finney)


 

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