August 17th 2013 1:42 pm
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Jeepers, I got so much furs that I look extra pooferlishus. I try groomin my bib, but the furs are too long, and I get my tongue stucked, and then I catnot raise my head up any further, and the furs will not let go of my tongue. Sumtimes mama helps me get unstucked, and then my bib is kinda dampish.
It has beened real hot outside, so mama has been keepin the house cool for me and Guns. Yesterday it broked a record at 101. Mama sed the breeze feeled like standin in front of a vent when the furnace is runnin. When it is hot out, I like to sleep where it is dark and cool, mostly underneath Mr. Big Bed. It is also hard for mama to get me out if I do not wanna come out. Mama sez Guns is more soshul, whatever that meens, cuz I diss-pear for hours at a time every single day. I am just comfy with my own self, and I do not need peeples or even Guns cept sumtimes.
P.S. Know how Guns was talkin bout the leather roses in his diary? I found the rangement, but I am not gonna tells Guns cuz he will get in trubl and make mama yell. I catnot even say here in my diary where it is cuz Guns is a snoop.
MOL, you are sneaky not to tell! Are it under the bed?
I love to hang out under the bed during the day too.
I have bib issue too, although I like to refer to it as my mane... my head doesn't get stuck, just the fur sticks to my tongue and I can't get disconnected... alas, the down-side of beauty...