Tales of the Peekaboo Princess

My Mama the Dufus

May 30th 2013 1:45 pm
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Well, I think I telled everbuddy bout the lemon catnipshun mama and daddy found. Onliest it is NOT lemon catnip! It is lemon catmint. Mama swears the sign said "catnip," but when she got reddy to plant it, the little stick inside the pot said lemon catmint.

Mama got peppermints at the flower store too. To keep the lemon catmint and the peppermint from takin over, mama cut most of the bottom outta two big black rubber pots. Then she digged a coupla holes and sinked the pots down to the rim in the garden. After that, mama put some dirt back in and put the peppermint in one pot and the lemon catmint in anuther pot.

So, what did we learn from all this? We learned that mama and even daddy catnot read very well, and mama does not use her head sumtimes. No wonder Guns and I did not like the lemony stuff. After all, mama readened somewhere a long, long time ago that kitties do not like the smell of citrus. So, why would we want lemony anything? I did not think it smelled terbl like Guns did, but course it was not catnipshun, so I did not get all goofy bout it. Now mama has to do some researchin to see if there is somethin she can do with the lemon catmint sides scare stray kitties away from our catnipshun plant, which by the way, looks zactly like the catmint.

 
Purred by: Princess Tu Two (Catster Member)

May 30th 2013 at 3:06 pm

That is too funny...now I think your Mom needs to go back to the store and get you the real catnip....

Humans!!!!!!!
Purred by: ☀ Charlie RIP ☀ (Catster Member)

June 1st 2013 at 8:07 pm

MOL, that's pretty funny.

 

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