Geez, It is Just a Teensy One...

Mama is all upsettered cuz I got the very first matt in my fur. I am 2 1/2 years old, and I have never had any matts in my floofy furs until now. Mama was so proud to tell peeples I never have matts in my furs. Now mama sez we are gonna get it out tomorrow mornin. I love bein brushed, and we are not sure how the teensy matt happened, but all of a sudden last spring I startd growin furs like crazy. I never sheddened; I just growed more and more furs. Mama sez I am super floofy, and I look HUGE! Huge is good cuz it will intimmerdate my bruther, Gunnie, and maybee I can win some resslin matches.