June 24th 2012 8:25 pm
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Yesterday mama went to Summer Celebrashun in Ft. Benton to spend time with daddy and shop! Mama got up real early. First she did reg-lur stuff like doin her hair and takin cares of me and Gunnie. Then she packed a buncha stuff and left! Gunnie and I waited all day for mama to come home, but it got real dark and real late, and she never camed.
Early this mornin Sapphire pulled into the driverway, and mama got out. I was all eksitered bout mama bein home, but it did not last long.
When mama went out in the kitchen, she saw what Gunnie did. See, Gunnie was hungry. We tried to get the lid off the kitty chow can, but we were not stronged enough. Gunnie said he would jump up on the counter and get us some Paula Deen blueberry coffeecake. I said "No, we will get in trubls cuz mama will know we ate the coffeecake." Gunnie said he did not care; he is a guy cat, and he can eat the coffeecake if he wants. His plan was good, but he did not count on the coffeecake thingie not comin open when it dived off the counter. See, Gunnie was tryin to get the thingie open, but it would not budge, so he thought maybee if he shoved it off the counter, it would pop open when it falled onliest it did not, so we had to wait for grampster to bring us dinner.
Mama was mad when she sawed the coffeecake thingie upside down on the floor. She asked who did it, and I got skared and runned away, but then I peeked around the corner and covered my giggle with a paw while I watched Gunnie gettin in trubl. Gunnie stayed there and tried to bluff his way outta trubl, but mama knowed he did it. I onlieest think mama did not stay mad cuz the coffeecake was OK.
The onliest funny thing was grampster did not even notis the coffeecake thingie turned over on the floor when he gave us our snak this mornin.
So, the score is mama 1, coffeecake 1, and Gunnie 0.
Hmmm...maybe you can convice your mom that your grampster did it!
Must have been the naughty Kitty called Not Me that did it!