November 28th 2011 6:30 pm
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Saturday was mama's birthday. Daddy was cookin breakfast when mama finished gettin all fixed up and came out to the dinin room. There was a birthday card and a box wrapped in pretty pink paper on the dinin room table. Mama opened the card and got all mushy with daddy. It was yucky. Then she opened the present.
It was the most wonderful present in the world. It was a black leather Mad Bomber trapper hat with real bunny fur on it. At least that is what mama called it. I was on mama's chair, and to me it looked like a super giant rat that I should kill. Gunnie was standin on his hinder legs tryin to sniffy the hat, but I was closer. I was bein real polite, so mama let me get close to her new rat, errrrrr, I mean "hat." I started pawin at the bunny fur, and then before mama could stop me, I started to take a bite of bunny fur. Everbuddy jumped when mama screamed real loud and pulled the rat, errrrr, "hat" away.
Both Gunnie and I followed mama, but she diss-peared into the no-no room, and when she came back out, the rat, errrrr, "hat" was goned. I wonder where it went?
You'll have to keep looking for the rat, errrr hat.
She will let her guard down and then the rat..err hat will be yours for the taking..MOL