April 11th 2010 5:03 am
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I may be an old man in my thirteenth year but I am the strongest cat in my family and no doubt, the whole neighborhood. If you stay on my good side, you have nothing to worry about and I will be your loyal friend for life. Just keep it in mind that I AM THE BOSS.
Last summer Human Brother D. brought his dog over without checking with me first. I ambushed the huge foolish beast by hiding behind the porch wall and jumping on Beast's back while they waited for my Mom to answer the door. I don't think that slobbering Beast will mess with me again this way because I am tough.
I make no excuses for my retirement as Leader of the Cats in our family last year. Mr. Sunshine Ziggi is far more suited to the job, being well liked by the whole family. You would never catch me being such a suck up and besides, I enjoy a foul disposition from time to time.
I also make no excuses for my enjoyment of toe licking, in particular, human brother B.'s toes. Mm-mm good, expecially after he has been AT WORK all day. Whatever AT WORK is for B., it sure is a place to get delicious toes in need of my rough tongue. B. tries to move his toes away so I wait until he is on the potty. Works every time. A little tip for all you wannabe toe lickers.
Also, no excuses for my insistance on getting into B.'s sleeping room . I know if I jump on a box next to where B. sleeps, that music will come out. I like to turn on the music and curl up in bed...doesn't everyone ?