May 24th 2011 10:49 pm
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Well, I can clearwee see dat I gots to white dis fur my mommy and daddy....(jist don't tell any buddy dat I hang-did awound fur a while since my pawrents are cwyin' and don't blab dat dey are cwyin' eider, K? )
Tuesday, May 24th seemed wike any udder day cept I was pretty tired but Mommy held-did me and snuggled me a watt and on, yowl, I ate-tid some frosted mini wheats and dey tasted good too. Dennnn, I went-tid to sleep. I hab been tired waitwee since my diagnoses of cansir two weeks ago. My wonderfull dogtor told-did my Mommy dat we would know when it was time fur me to go to de bridge....I heard my pawrents say dey would no wet me suffer one inch so I felt preddy good bout dat. Dis afternoon, Mommy was checkin' on me in our bed and she noticed my preddy liddle pink tongue was out a bit.....dat wasn't normal fur a diva wike me. Dennnn, she put on my big girl panties and I dent eben stand up.... (I told ya I was tired). Mommy's antenna went-tid up fast. She called Auntie Mary and Auntie Fwannie, Dixie's Mommy and dey SKYPED and Aunt Marywee sayed I was weady to go to de bridge....My Pawrents called de dogtor...Dr. Alyccia and she came white ober to our haus and checked me. YIP....it was time fur me to take dat twip....I had wanted to a liddle earlweer but I was stayin' fur my pawrents. My Dogtor sayed I wouldn't wast de night and dat I was such a brave and beautiful girl and dat I was de purrfect pup and you know.... all de stuff dat we alweady know about M E ! ! ! My Mommy held-did me in my baby blankie dat my gwanny gabe me fur Quistmas. (I gets a baby blankie ebery yearah) Oh, I felt so snuggy wid my mommy, daddy and my favorbite dogtor white hereah at my haus. All of a sudden, I gots weally tired and i could hear my pawrents talkin' bout how munch they luffed me and my dogtor sayed she luffed me too....I dwifted off into a luffwee dweam and dennnnnnnn, suddenwee, I sawed a watt of my furiends...Duncan,Cali,Bogie, Buddy,Cisco, Barney, Jakie, Casper, Wosie, Thumper...oh dearah....so many of my beloved furiends were waitin' fur me. Oh my goshers...hereah comes some moreah furiends!....Oh boy, I hope dare is gonna be a big huge pawty anddddd snacks....wait do I smell gwits?????
Well, I guess you is wonderin' why I am hereah doin' my diarwee when I jist awwived at Wainbow Bridge. De Twuth is, I gots to do it fur my Mommy. Ya see, I hab been my mommy's baby fur thirteen and a half yearahs. I had de huge wesponsibility of takin' care of my mommy when she has twouble wid her walkin' and stuff. Soooo, I felt-tid I should help her out white now and tell you guyzas how munch I luff you and how munch I thank you fur whiting to my Mommy and Daddy and makin' my page all preddy wid stars and wings and tings. Mommy would hab a fit if I told ya dat she cwies when she weads de messages buttttt it is a GOOD kinda cwy, ya know. I know fur a fact dat Mommy has been worryin' ebery single day bout me since de dogtor told her de cansir newz. Now I hope she can wewax a bit but de dogtor sayed, "Momma, it gonna take a while cuz Quissy Edweena and you and daddy are soooo close and bonded fur such a wong time".....soooo tomorrwoe, I mean today...could be a ruff one fur de pawrents.
I may hab to go my de Lil Wed Skool Haus a bit waiter cuz I knowz sum of de studints are cwyin' too. De Ting I want you all to know is dis:
It hurts so munch to lose de ones you luff butttttt would you had rather not had me to luff fur all doze years jist because ya dent want to go through de pain of losin' me waiter on? Quite fwankly, I tink I am worth ebery tear cuz I was de purfect Diva. I twained de pawrents, I held a full time teachin' position; I became a famous psychiatwist and most of all I was and always will be yore furiend. Will you do me a favor dough and kinda wook after my pawrents fur now? Dey kinda need you to help dem thru de tears and sadness. I am hopin' dey will get annuder Tzu at some point to honor me. (Don't worrwee, I plan on teachin' a new baby how to spell and talk cuz, obviously, de pawrents are lousy at dat. Well, I had bedder get my mom to sleep.....I tink she is cwied out fur tonight..... Wemember, how much we luff you ALL and tank you fur ALL de kindnesses and luff you are givin' to de furmily white now and ober de yearahs. Gotta go git sum snacks at de bridge.........................
May 13th 2011 12:33 pm
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To all my dearah furiends, welp, I am havin' to type dis my Mommy and Daddy are a weck. I can tell dey are twyin' to fake dare emotions in front of me.. HUMPF...do dey tink I am dumb??? Here's de deal: I gots terminal cancer...dare, I said it.. I gots terminal cancer...dare I said it agin. I don't know when I will go to Wainbow Bridge cuz dat Is GOD'S call but I do know dat my pawrents luff me and won't wet me suffer. NO WAY. My Mommy had noticed dat I was sleepin' a lot more and den I was skippin' meals and losin' weight. I told-did her I jist wanted to wear a skimpy bikini fur summer.. (fooled her, dent I?) Two days ago I started not walkin' to munch and Mommy took me to de vet white after I went-tid to de beauty shop. Mommy eben talked to de beauty shop lady about my weight. She had de nerve to tell Mommy I was an "older doggie" HUMPF!
Well, off we went-tid to de Vet, Dr. Alycia and I had lost almost three pounds since I went-tid to see Miss Dixie in March. I weigh nine pounds. How come my Mommy dent notice???? Well, I gots weal fluffy fur for one ting dat poofs out and also my mommy has had a viral infection fur six weeks sooo we hab been lazin' awound togedder in bed. No buddy could tell how munch weight I had wost. Anyway, de dogtor took-tid Xways and did some blood work. De Xways showed dat de cancer is in my pancreas, my lympf nodes and now in my lungs. Dare were at weast nine tumors in my lungs dat we could see. White now, I am sleepin more dan usual,and guess what? I can eat anyting I want....ha ha ha I ated some barbequed pork steak wast night. I made my daddy carry out some fur me. Denn, dis mornin', I ate-tid some shredded wheat (de sugah coated kind)..yummy..den Mommy brushed me and held me and den we napped togedder. De dogtor told us dat we will know when it is "time"anddd I won't hab to go to de dogtor's office.. Huh-uh, She is gonna come to our home when I go to de bridge. I will keep you posted. Mommy is twyin' to be brave..yowl white....how come I sawed boff my pawrents cwyin???? De Dogtor sayed my pawrents will know when it is time. In de mean time, I have some pain killers which I hab NOT taken yet and some more pills to keep me more comfy. Ummmmm, I want you all to know white now, how munch you mean to me. Your pawrayers, your calls, your emails..you know.. all de stuff dat you do fur us cuz it weally helps us. Yore furiendship over de years hab been such a blessing wid watts of laffs and fun. Oh, I told my pawrents dat dey MUST get annuder Tzu cuz it would be a way to honor me......Well, I see dat Mom's cwyin' agin....geesh...Humans...watt are we gonna do wid dem? Don't dey know dat GOD takes care of all us furs and dem too and dat we will meet agin? I bedder go wemind Mommy bout dat now. I luff you all and I will white agin to keep you posted. Sending you All so munch luff, wet shih tzu kissies, (((HUGGIES)))) and some grits too.
I luff YOU, Miss Crissy Edweena GED (Grit eatin' doggie) and Psychiatwist andddddd Instwuctor at de Lil Red Skool Haus in Dixieland.
October 12th 2010 10:16 am
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I can't beweave it. Hereah I was jist mindin' my own business, sleepin' while Mommy bwushed me and all of a sudden she sayed, Hey, Quiss, ya wanna go bye bye?? Well, of course I wanted to go. De ownwee ting is, she dent tell me where we were goin' HUMPF No sooner den I had packed my suitcase wid my Princess Quissy pillow case and a few udder articles, I was whisked away and I found my self at my doggie hospital. Double HUMPF Dat's all I hab been doin' de past few months is goin to de dogtor. Well, I put on a brave face...at weast, braver dan my Momma and den I heard doze famous wast words from Mommy. "Quissy, I will be white back"....She had de audacity to leave me. Tank goodness I know all de peoples at de hospital and dey kiss me and hug on me so I did feel comfortable UNTIL I oberheard de nurse say, Quissy's gonna hab surgerwee on her bladdah dis afternoon. YIKES....I can understand a tummy tuck or someting wike dat but surgerwee on my bladdah????? Now dat's embearassin' and ewwwww, it could be painful. I wondered why Mommy kept takin' me to de dogtor all de time and twyin' to hide pills in different types of snacks. She dent hab a clue dat I can smell a zillion times bedder dan she can and I can eat awound doze snacks and NOT swallow de pills. Sooo, as I white hereah in de hospital, I am waitin fur my surgerwee dis afternoon. I wonderful if my Mommy and Daddy are a weck? I bet dey are. I tink de gang are comin' on de magic cawpet to stay wid me ober nite. I habn't been widout my pawrents since my Histoewecktoeme when I was six months old and dat is a way wong time cuz in December I will be 13 yearahs young. Maybe de pawrents will buy me a pressie or someting while I am in hereah. Hurrwee, ebery buddy...come on ober to de hospital cuz I don't wanna be awone tonight. MUAH to all my furiends, Quissy Edweena - teechur of de Lil Wed Skool Haus in Dixieland - K 9 Skool Distwick