Mewvies

Hello, my fellow 'sters...

OK. Sometimes my mommy is a real sucker for kitty stuff. Like those stupid catnip bubbles she bought me. Mommy swore they were supposed to do the same thing as REAL catnip, but I didn't smell a thing. Kinda made me sleepy watching her blow that gunk through that plastic ring thing.

And what was with the bed she bought me? Was she trying to tell me that I'm no longer allowed to snuggle up with HER at sleepy-nite time????

But this time Mommy got it right. She bought me one of those cat movies...you know...with mice and birds and bugs crawling around. Mommy wasn't sure if I would like it...and now she's ready to send it back!

The problem isn't that I'm dis-interested. In fact, I LOVE the movie. Mommy is just mad because I sit by the TV and cry until she pops MY DVD in. And then I cry again when she turns it off. I can't help it. This DVD is just riveting...and sometimes, I even bat at the screen!

Mommy gets kinda wiggy during the bird and mice scenes. She's kinda funny to watch, but I just ignore her. I'd rather engross myself in the mewvie than see Mommy squeal and cover her head with a pillow.

Well, it's sure better than those French movies she usually watches. At least I can understand the language of rodents. I certainly don't know much French.

Anyway...I must go wash my face. It's almost sleepy-nite time, and I want to make sure to stake out my spot in the real bed before Mommy gets into it!

Paws up, kitties...
Felix

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