Mommy, Part One

Meeeeyoooooowwwww, my Catsters!

If I have to listen to that stupid, meown' Duran Duran one MORE time tonight, I'm gonna just YEELLLLLLLP!

I hate them. Every last meown one of 'em. Especially that Simon character. PUH-LEEEZ. And Mommy actually pays money to see him on stage. Ummmm...do you know how many cans of Fancy Feast she could buy with that money????

Now, I love music. More than anything. In fact, my Granner used to make up songs about me and rock me in her lap. But this stuff is just making me nuts. They whine more than I do.

Make it stop...please, make it STOPPPPPPPPPP!
Felix

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