A day in the Life of Milo
August 8th 2010 11:05 am
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Meowello! Wat a gweat dayz dis iz! Let's me tell ya all's bout wat's been happenin'! Welpers, mom's been gettin' new tingies put inside da apartment, finally dey doin' dare jobbie! Mom got's a brand new ceiling fan an' iz KEWL! Her got's new ice maker! YAY! We haz ICE now! Her's got new BLINDS! YAY! But I haz a pwoblem wif da one on da door! Iz locked at da bottom, an' I can't see's outside! Welpers, mom fixed dat! Her unlocked it an' opened it fur me ta see outside! I not see's mush from da patio vershon, but; I can's see da Pigeons! No not u Pigeon my furiend! MOL MOL! We haz birdies, an' butterflies, an' hoomans walkin' round like dey haz notin' better ta do! MOL! Oh wen mommy raised da new blind in ma bedroom dis mornin', ya wudn't believe I had dis DOGGIE IN MA FACE! Rrrrowwww! It wuz right dare! My tail was all BUSHED out! I wuz in fightin' mode fur shure! Welpers, it wuz jus Ruby, our next door neighbor's doggie and her's lubbs ta chase kitties! BUT her's wuz on my Pawperties! My house! I took care of her an' showed my teethies BIG! An' I hissed! MOL her's ran away! Now wat else did I does today? I always eat wif mommy in da mornin's, ya might tinks dis is GROSS, but her's make's cream uv wheet wif a delightfur sauce in it, an' her's gives me droplets in frunt uv da puter! I eat's it all up! Den ya no's wat I does? I go an' cover it up! COZ it stinks to high Heaven!! Whew! MOL! We pwayed wif me's fav toy, ma racoon! I got's two uv 'em, one brown and one lighter color's jus like me! I lubbs dat one best! I kickeded it wif my back paws and I rolls sum'pen fierce! I soccered it all ofur da dinin' room an' into da livin' room (we not got mush spwace here but I can's still run and HIGH DIVE across da couch!! WHEEE!). Welpers, I be's tired now frum all dat werk, so Iz time to take's a nappy. Mom got back from doin' laundry, and let's sum uv dat hot air inside! No MOMMY! BACK! Ugh, I does hate summer hot's in Texas! I'z so happy I be's a inside kitty! I lubbs my mommy fur dat! I tinks I'z go nappy in da saweet smellin' clothes basket! YEAH!
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