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I wear short shorts????

July 27th 2012 4:11 pm
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So a few weeks ago meowmy had stinky stuff on her legs in the morning. Well as I usually do I marked her quick when she wasn't looking. She noticed but I didn't mark her really hard so it didn't really matter.

Well a half hour later papa found this gunk on me and yelled, "go get a wet paper towel. Hurry up, before he licks it!!!"

Well I didn't know what was going on but all of a sudden my fur was being washed and whatnot. It got sudsy and mama started just rubbing my fur with a dry paper towel.

I didn't understand the hubub, but mama said the gunk takes off fur for people who want to wear short shorts and stuff!!! So my fur started coming out a little bit and it still feels rough - what did mama do to me?????

Plus I told her, I don't want to wear short shorts of any kind. That's why I have fur (duh!), so get this junk off me!!!

I still have my rough fur patch but I'm hoping it will grow back and be nice and smooth again soon. Humans, geez...

Sparky!

 
 

Leave A Comment | 3 people already have

Purred by: Monida (Catster Member)

July 27th 2012 at 11:48 pm

Oh no Sparky! That's terrible! I sure hope your fur grows back too! Moms can be crazy!
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

July 29th 2012 at 6:56 am

Egads, Sparky! You could have ended up totally bald! And you don't even wear short shorts, so that would have been so stupid to be bald for nothing! Purring your back to normal soon!
Purred by: Sparky (Catster Member)

July 29th 2012 at 10:32 am

Thanks guys, glad SOMEone around here understands!!


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