June 24th 2011 4:22 pm
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It's a little known fact that the only kitties I like are the ones here on Catster! When they're near me, I pounce on them and carry on. (That's why Caster's purrfect for me, I can socialize cause I'm a social dude but I don't have to beat anyfurs up.)
Anyway, last week the back slider was open with the screen in front of me. This black cat who thought he was all that kept tormenting me. He walked this way and that and I tracked him. But then he crossed the line... he came up to the screen. That's when I attacked the screen and didn't stop.
Mama closed the glass door and I thought she was the cat. So I beat her up... hard. I sliced and diced her legs and then went back for more. I heard her say "I'm scared to move, help me!" but I was still scared so I kept going. Papa passed her the crutches and she shooed me away until I could calm down, but there was blood I have to say.
I thought mama was the cat so that's why I didn't stop. Maybe I should have apologized though. Mama eventually calmed down too said "Sparky, I know you have limits but that was NOT nice." MOL, sorry Mama!
a bad Sparky
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I did the same thing to my dear Mama..I was just freaked out about a cat at the door and she tried to pick me up in mid hiss and i attacked her..I was so sorry though..I spent hours cuddled with her licking her face.
We are cats and we rule. MOL
Sparky!! Yous go right up to mom and poligise!!! Give some headbonks and lovins to her!!