My human returned...........

I was so so excited this morning because human came home! She changed my litter box and gave me and Bob an Ocean whitefish and Tuna dinner. Then she played with the white demon and the puppy for a while and before I knew it she left me again. Do you think that I did something wrong?
My human did tell me that she was dogsitting for my "grandparents" and she wouldn't be home again for another week and a half. She told me my uncle would make sure Bob and I have food and water..... But I still think that I could have done something wrong. Maybe it was Bob, he's always being naughty and getting into trouble, maybe he ruined a loaf of bread and my human went crazy... and decided she didn't need this kind of trouble. Well, if that's the case she could have brought me with her. Bob is going to pay for driving my human away.... I'm gonna eat all of our food so he has to be hungry!
Gotta run, I have kibble to eat!

Spook

Where's my human?

I don't know what to do... I seem to have lost my human. It's been two long and dreadful days since I've seen her. Here I sit waiting and worrying, and all my brother, Bob, can do is go out and play with the white demon (my human's brother's dog) and the puppy that doesn't seem to go away. The white demon is a jack russel terrier and is always barking and running around, quite honestly he makes me nervous. The puppy is JR, I'll admit he is cute, but he is also a little tank and thinks it's fun to slobber all over me and Bob. Bob seems to enjoy it, but that boy isn't normal.
I haven't had anyone to cuddle with... my "uncle", as my human calls him, just plain scares me. I don't trust new humans and he is definately new. Although, I am starting to be brave and walk into the same room as him. I also need my human to come change my loo, it's starting to stink. If she never comes back what will I do about relieving myself? Oh well, lets just hope it doesn't come to that. Where ever my human went she took my servant dog, Laila, with her. I also miss my turkey dinners..... it's been days since my human gave me a nice turkey dinner.... it's been those dreadful kibbles lately. Oooooh.... I miss her! I must go now, to wait for my human. I will tell you if my human ever returns, or if I have been abandoned and in my "uncle's" care! (I hope not!!!)

Spook