Sneakers


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Home:Bloomington, IN  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 11 Years   Sex: Male

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Nicknames:
Sneaky, Habibi, Evil, Hitler, Mr., Mr. Sneakers, Zift, Zift-ti-teen

Quick Bio:
-mixed breed

Likes:
Food....food....did I mention food? Sleeping

Pet-Peeves:
Not having any food, annoying kids, being disrupted while sleeping, anyone but my mother and younger sister

Favorite Toy:
Not into toys......food and sleeping

Favorite Nap Spot:
Whichever bed he feels like sleeping on, furry blankets

Favorite Food:
Eats anything and everything, no such thing as a favorite to him

Skills:
Is eating, sleeping, and annoying the heck out of Lucy a special skill?

Dwells:
indoors and outdoors

Arrival Story:
Sneakers is the older brother of Lucy, and is the first born of the litter of 4. He too derives from my cousin Olivia's Casper x Ashes 1st litter. Sneakers and Lucy were the pair of black and white cats in the litter so I took both of them.

Bio:
Sneakers is one of those cats that thinks he's the owner of the house and everyone else is his guest. He is COMPLETELY spoiled by my mother so he thinks he can get what he wants. (he usually does). Sneakers has this thing we call the "Evil eyes", while my mom is cuddling he will be purring but looking at one of us with this "evil eye". Everytime he eats, it's like he hasn't touched food in a month and he is rather fat and lazy. Since Lucy's litter of 6 kittens during the summer, he is not too fond of her anymore.

Lives Remaining:
3 of 9

I've Been On Catster Since:
January 21st 2005 More than 9 years!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Catster Id:
110050


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Tormenting, Annoying, Pestering, Oh My!

January 21st 2005 8:07 pm
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Hello wonderful victims...er...friends --

Today marked a wonderful beginning of the new household rules, entitled "Sneaker's Code for Proper Spoiling". Don't get me wrong, those rules have always been there, but these dumb animals known as humans have failed to acknowledge them. They think THEY are the owners of this house. HAH! What stupid people.

I had a fairly relaxing day. First, I decided to torment the birds outside. When my teenage pet went off to high school, she let me out of the house and muttered "Good riddance...", I have no idea what that means but it must be some sign of affection because I purred and rubbed against her legs. She rolled her eyes at me, how dare she....she's going to get it for that one...I know she doesn't like me that much but I don't care, I get fed, I get water, I get pet, what else do I need? The crows were really annoying today so I decided to try and shut them up, but when I got to the top of the tree they laughed at me and flew away! They don't know who they're messing with!

Next, I decided to annoy the heck out of that dumb mutt I have for as a slave. The humans call him Shadow but I just call him dog, because dogs do not have any right to have a name. He started barking at me, thinking I would run away. You know what I did? I slapped him in the face. That should teach him a lesson...he was complete and utterly shocked. I then decided I'd annoy him some more by sleeping on his mattress EXTRA close to him, he pretended not to mind but I knew I was killing him...mwuahahaha.

Lucy, my younger sister, hs been sleeping all day, while I prance around the yard and when the human mother lets me in. She spoils me and she thinks I'm cute. I am cute, I'm the cutest thing in the world! She bought me a turkey for myself, humans are so naive, especially this one, one flick of the tail and they will do whatever I ask! She also let me sit in bed with her while she watched TV and she pet me the whole time. I then decided to pester little sis a bit by jumping on her to wake her up. She got really angry but, eh, what do I care?

Time to kick the teenager pet out of her bed and sleep in it. Until then, Heil Sneakers and May My Days Be Green and Golden. Who cares about everyone else?

xx Sneakers xx

 
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