Breed Unknown/Breed Unknown
March 22nd 2006 1:37 pm
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Sorry for not updating in so long guys. Once again I have been busy busy busy in my mission to overthrow the human race so that they worship us. Wait, they already do that! Suckers!
On a lighter note, I know Raimi and I have had our differences but he is a little under the weather right now so please keep him in your prayers and thoughts. Thanks!
April 16th 2005 3:31 pm
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Kittens...i gotta say a big SOZZA 4 not bein round sistas!!But i know you guyz have been spreading the claw right?Woo hoo!
Guyz i gotta admit the flu held me back man...didn't do nothin bad 4 bout a week.BUT i did recover and over the last 2 months boy have i made up for it!!!
1. I sure have dug my claws into that new leather chair!I pretend i dont realise what i've done but...man i think theyz bout to get real angry...better do it again!
3. K this is like THE best thing since chicken and duck in gravy-ya'll ready?Right,we have a fireplace in the living room.Next to it is bucket of coal right?Well I'm only very small yeah?Coal buckets waaaaaaay bigger!But i managed to get up there and grab a piece of coal in my paws!(Wait hold up-first i should mention that my mum had just hoovered k?) Then mum screamed for my other mum and told her what i'd done!There was a big black mark along the cream carpet.So i looked up all innocently like"Me?".And my mum said to my other mum"Soddie's too small to do that!" And my mum said "Look at ehr paws!" Uh-oh.....i legged it to the kitchen knowing this was it!My mum followed me and gasped man!Boy,was she shocked.I forgot my two front paws were white and the coal had inprinted on them!Luckily though other mum was too shocked to do anything about it so...phew!But guys...nearly!Remember this: If you can't get away with it.Make sure you have a hiding place until the limitation runs up and you can come back!
4.I now chase Gay Boy into his room to get him!OMG!!Funniest thing!He fell off a window man!!Boy i wish i was there to see it!I just heard about it...*sighs* But i told him i saw!!Muhahaha!!
Well that's all my news!!I just hope you guys are all learning from my ways!But guys remember it is important to be nice too...make sure after you've done something naughty to cuddle up to your parent or bring a nice big bird or mouse in.Nothing says sorry like a decapitated vole!!
Love you muchachas!!
January 23rd 2005 9:39 am
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To all kittens:Let the lesson begin.
Hehe ooh you shouldv'e seen what i did to the couch today. I was pretending to absently roll in the middle of the floor with my paws in the air while they cooed over me.So i rolled a little towards the couch...then a little more...just a little more...CLAW!!Muhahaha!
Oh it was great.
After dinner i stole a tiny peice of steak off a plate.I didn't eat it on the kitchen tiles because i know it would stain.So instead i carried it into the living room and slurped in it on the new cream carpet...hehe loooovely!
Anywaaaaaay its been nice kittens!Make sure to stay tuned my little minions!
Here endth the lesson.
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