The Strange Files of Elvin Jones

Taking One for the Team July 9th 2006 5:11 pm I have redeemed myself by quickly overcoming EET after Hilda’s latest v-e-t visit. Now my sister Hetty is fighting her own evil twin. Last night, she was being especially hateful. H. sat me down and said, “Now Elvin, I’m afraid you’re going to have to take one for the team. Hetty Miep is still in a hateful mood and she also wants to stalk something. I want you to engage her in some play so she’ll leave Hilda alone.” Well, I really didn’t want to be Miss Hate’s playtoy but I love my sister Hilda, so I complied. I believe the clump of my hair that H. found on the kitchen floor later has earned me a purple heart.

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