July 2nd 2006 6:15 pm
Once again, I must reiterate: It’s not my fault.
Once minute I’m sniffing Hilda (who just returned from the v-e-t) and the next minute, I feel a weird transformation occuring. Kind of like when the Incredible Hulk went from a mild mannered wimpy white guy into some crazy green dude (freaky eyes and a body that looked like it had been given too many steroids) that felt the need to rip off his shirt. The same thing happened to me, only I didn’t have a shirt to rip off and I didn’t turn green.
Suddenly, I wasn’t Elvin anymore. I was…Elvin’s Evil Twin (EET). EET felt the need to growl and hiss at everyone (even H.).
EET was contained in “Lockdown” (which, remarkably, is the Study’s twin—same location, furniture, and dust) before being released later that night, but he continued to be a bit growly. Finally, after lunch today, Elvin’s Evil Twin departed. And he ate my lunch too! What a jerk.
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