March 21st 2006 6:54 pm
Hear ye! Hear ye!
I demand an apology! For months, I have been hounded and accused of vile acts.
H. has followed me around the house, inspecting my paws and lecturing me about “big boy behavior”.
Okay, so I may be responsible for some of those acts, but I’m definitely not responsible for my sister’s self-mutilation. She may look sweet and innocent, but there’s some crazy stuff going on inside that little “white-chocolate flavored” kitty mind of hers.
Now, my most hated foe (you know who you are, Dr. White Coat) has made an about face and has declared my sister insane (I believe she used the word "allergies"--funny, that's the same thing they say about H.) and me a hero ("such a shame he couldn't come today. Hahahahahahahaha. Ahem. Anway.")
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