The Chronicles of Garp, Vol. 1

The Rumors Are True May 11th 2005 6:38 am Okay, I admit it. I do have a thing for plastic bags. I wouldn’t call it an addiction, though, just a deep attachment. My favorites are the bags from the grocery store, but in a pinch, trash bags will do. This morning, H. yelled at me for waking her up. I was quietly having my way with the trash bag in the container next to her bed when a huge pillow bonked me on the head. That’s the problem with those bags: the noise always gives me away. Humans just don’t understand the special allure of the bag.

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