The Chronicles of Garp, Vol. 1

Body Art March 16th 2005 12:16 pm Yesterday I accompanied my sister, Hilda, to the vet. Hilda's chin cancer turned out to be benign (the humans called it "pimple", I'm not sure why). While I was there, the vet stuck his fingers in my ears. Very unhygienic and rude! Then he flipped me over on my back to admire the figure eight designs that I have carefully created on my stomach. He explained my technique ("excessive grooming") to H. and said that Elvin had been the inspiration for my art. Something about too much stress. It's nice to have my artwork appreciated. So many artists do not receive recognition for their creations.

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