My Diary

Today

January 30th 2010 8:32 pm
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Dear Diary,

Today I woke up and begged my parents for food while they slept. I swiped at my dad's toes and he said "NO!" Then I climbed onto my mom's pillow and wiped my butt next to her head. I hope she didn't notice.

Then I used my litter box. And I was fed, and it was great.

I saw the outside cat again and he was creepy as usual. I went to the window to look at him but he just sat there staring in, intense like a mouse serial killer.

Bye.

 
 

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