My Diary

January 2nd 2012 2:15 am
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Dear Diary,

It's been a while since I last updated here. I'm a lot bigger and fatter now, and my personality is a little surly, but I love my Mommy and Daddy because they both massage and feed me. When I'm "misbehaving," they like to sprinkle water on me, but I don't mind because I actually love the sensation of water! HA! THAT'LL SHOW THEM.

This past year I've become obsessed with drinking and playing with water from the bath tub. When Mommy or Daddy finishes taking a shower, I cry at the door until they let me in so I can immediately jump into the wet bath tub and drink the dribbling bath water! I LOVE water.

I'm so big and fat now, I don't know anyone would recognize me if they last saw me as a kitten. Oh well. I'm still growing, and eating is fun!

-Beck

 

Today

January 30th 2010 8:32 pm
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Dear Diary,

Today I woke up and begged my parents for food while they slept. I swiped at my dad's toes and he said "NO!" Then I climbed onto my mom's pillow and wiped my butt next to her head. I hope she didn't notice.

Then I used my litter box. And I was fed, and it was great.

I saw the outside cat again and he was creepy as usual. I went to the window to look at him but he just sat there staring in, intense like a mouse serial killer.

Bye.

 
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