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September 27th 2012 6:33 am
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Yes my friends! I have done it again! I am TOKI!! Chipmunk-bane!!!

There he was, gorging himself under the birdfeeder when I spied him from my spot by the drain pipe. Silently, I crouched lower with the grace passed down by my ancestors. The foolish chipmunk continued to stuff his face full of seeds, oblivious to his peril. Suddenly I struck, descending upon him like a biblical plague... (SHUT UP MOM, stop muttering and rolling your eyes! This is MY story!) uh- where was I? Oh yes: DESCENDING upon him like a biblical plague! The chipmunk squirmed and fought, scrabbling with his paws, but to no avail. I had him in my jaws. Standing up tall, I puffed out my chest and walked proudly to the door so I could bring my prey inside. I waited. My mom stared down at me with dismay. She cursed. I clenched the chipmunk in my jaws and waited. And waited. Mom started begging me, pleading for the chipmunk's life. She pointed out the seeds visible in the poor chipmunk's mouth. I ignored her and waited. (Seriously MOM, what's your DEAL? Why couldn't I just bring him inside? He was stupid enough to get caught!) I waited and waited. I looked at my mom with wide eyes, but she refused to open the door. 25 minutes! My heartless mom let me stand there with a chipmunk in my mouth for 25 minutes and wouldn't open the door! Finally I put the darn chipmunk down to adjust my grip, but my mom dragged me away and the chipmunk took off. Speedy little sucker. Okay, so maybe I can't call myself Chipmunk-BANE. But I could have been!

Hey, btw guys, thank you everybody for the pirate flags!! I hope everybody is doing ruthless pirate-y things! Take no prisoners but take plenty of chipmunks!

 
 

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Purred by: Tigger (Catster Member)

September 27th 2012 at 7:36 am

It must have been Theodore...I think he was the dumbest of the 3....at least chipmunks don't have musk like the snake....
Purred by: Toki (In Memory) (Catster Member)

September 27th 2012 at 8:14 am

That was some catventure, Toki! Wow...when I escaped to the outdoors, I was more interested in eating grass than hunting, MOL!!
Dog-guy would have given that chippy a shake or two...
I wonder if Pipo or Minko could catch one given a chance??

Purrs!
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

September 27th 2012 at 8:51 am

Dang, I was waiting for the good part where you bit him in half. That was one pawsome hunter tale!
Purred by: FEISAL (R.I.P. 26 AUGUST 2011) (Catster Member)

September 27th 2012 at 12:24 pm

OOOOO way to go Toki! My brofuer-in-law, Hudson (Morticia's hubby), has ongoing feuds w/the chipmunks in THEIR yard in NY State ... you two should get together! Bet you could LAY WASTE!

Admiring purrs,
Feisal
Purred by: Toki (Catster Member)

September 27th 2012 at 5:43 pm

HA! Tigger, you are so right, it was Theodore! He was stuffing his face, and Theodore was always the plump one.
Toki angel, my mom was checking me afterwards to see if I stunk. Thank goodness i was fine. No bath.
Newman, I wish I could have bit him in half too, but I wanted to bring him inside first. Mom didn't try to pry open my mouth because she didn't want me to clamp down harder.
Feisal! Bro! I miss u. I'm glad Morticia's got a manly man. I wish Hudson and I could hunt together too. Tag-team chipmunk hunt!
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

September 27th 2012 at 6:57 pm

Never seen a chip monk before but mom says they are awefully cute and small. Personally if it fits in the mouth I thank it's game, cute or not.
Purred by: Toki (Catster Member)

September 27th 2012 at 9:10 pm

Yeah, mom thinks they are really cute too. She felt really bad because he totally had seeds in his mouth when I had him in my jaws.
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

September 28th 2012 at 12:31 am

Sorry you had to let the chipmunk go. Too bad.
Purred by: Skylar db#39A (Catster Member)

September 28th 2012 at 8:34 pm

Catch and release? That just means he will be back again for you to catch him tomorrow! Good job Chipmunk Bane!
Purred by: Toki (Catster Member)

September 28th 2012 at 11:04 pm

Hehe- hopefully if I catch him again he'll be fatter.
Purred by: Tigger (Catster Member)

September 29th 2012 at 5:14 am

Put some bread out for the munk....then you'll have chipped munk with stuffing....*licks lips,drools*
Purred by: Gentleman Jack (Catster Member)

September 29th 2012 at 2:49 pm

Hi Toki, It made me feel better just reading about you great adventure!
You always have such a good time outside. I'm finished with the yucky liquid medicine and my shots are not too bad.
Happy purrs to my friend,
Gentleman Jack
Purred by: Alex R

November 16th 2012 at 4:56 am

Hey - high five, bro! I'm kinda late seeing this, but then it's never too late to share one's accomplishments. I, myself, caught a vole in the house (!) that had been stealing OUR FOOD! Can I be vole bane if you're chipmunk bane?
Purred by: Toki (Catster Member)

November 16th 2012 at 11:06 am

Yes! Samhain, VOLE-BANE! That rhymes. Aren't voles like sort of fat mice? Mmmmmm: fat mice.


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