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Busy Thursday

January 7th 2010 4:07 pm
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Today I learned something new. I can open the glass shower doors in the bathroom and play in the bath tub. Mama kept the shower doors instead of getting a shower curtain because it always kept kitties out. She could take cleaning supplies and put them in boxes in the tub if she had a plumbing problem or something. Can you imagine this; she was using the tub as a temporary storage area. Now I'm happy to say I have foiled her evil plan of keeping me out of the tub. She has told me no many, many times today, but I just keep going back. Not only can I get the door open and get in the tub, I take the drain thing in my teeth and pull it out and play with it. Mama says nothing is safe anymore. I have napped and played with mousies and leaped on mama's lap while she was trying to work and scattered kitty litter around the office. It was a busy kitten day. Now I'm off to open that shower door again.

 

OH MY GOSH!!

January 6th 2010 5:39 pm
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I just got the best present of all, a subscription to Catster Plus. Some wonderful friends gifted me with Catster Plus. This is the nicest thing anybody has done for me in my whole life. A huge thank you!

 

Angels Here, Angels There, Angels, Angels Everywhere

January 6th 2010 4:52 pm
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Now I have two guardian angels. Dear, sweet, and dare I say BEAUTIFUL, Sweet Angel Sydney Rose&hearts will be watching over me. She was kind enough to put my picture on her page. Thanks!

I don't think I could have too many angels.

 

My Guardian Angel

January 6th 2010 3:27 pm
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Last night Buddie offered to be my angel and watch over me. He looks like a really, really good angel. I said yes, I would like him to be my angel. Maybe he can help me stay out of trouble. Someday I would like to not hear the NO!! word so often. I am still very little, and there are way too many rules around here. Sometimes even if I know the rule, the no-no thing is just too much fun to do, so I do it anyway. I have only lived with my mama and daddy for about six weeks now, but I know mama will never do anything but yell or give me time-outs. Even when I run from mama, she always gives me kisses and snuggles when she finally catches me, so the yelling isn't so bad.

Thanks, Buddie, for offering to be my guardian angel. :)

 

In the Army Now - My First Assignment

January 6th 2010 3:12 pm
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Hey, everybody. I am in training for Klemy's army. My first assignment is pouncing. Oh, I am SO excited. I can't wait to practice my pouncing. I have been pouncing on everything today; mama's feet, my mousies, my kitty teasers, oh, just everything that moves gets a pounce.

Tonight I will work on my stealth pouncing. Stealth pouncing is really hard because sometimes I get so excited my little behind starts wiggling. I must practice pretending to be a statue. Once my victim has been lulled into a false sense of security, I can pounce. A few days of pouncing practice, and I think I'll be ready for my next assignment. I wonder what it could be...

 

Catster Daily Diary Pick

January 5th 2010 4:00 pm
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THANK YOU, Catster for picking my diary, Kitten Tales, as a daily diary pick. I am new here, and it is very nice to be recognized. Thanks to all the kitties who gave me presents and concatulated me on this wonderful honor. I am humbled...

 

In The Army Now

January 5th 2010 3:51 pm
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Yayyyyyyyy! I am in Klemy Q-Tip's army now. I will volunteer for every covert mission, and Klemy will train me to be stealthy, cunning, and vicious. Well, maybe not vicious. That would not be nice, especially for a little kitten like me. I will watch and learn from those more experienced.

Thank you, Klemy, for letting me join up and thank you BUNCHES and BUNCHES for the beautiful trophy!

 

People are SOOOOOO Dirty

January 4th 2010 3:33 pm
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Last night when mama and daddy went to bed I noticed daddy was really dirty. I started washing his hair; then I washed my bottom. I washed daddy's nose; then I washed my paws. I washed daddy's chin; then I washed my face. Finally I washed daddy's ears; then I washed my chest. By the time I got daddy clean, I was too tired to even play my leaping on the bed game. I snuggled down between mama and daddy, and the next thing I knew it was morning.

 

I am Naughty!

January 4th 2010 3:30 pm
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I got time-out again today. Mama's work computer died, so she had to go get another one. Mama and daddy came home and hooked up the computer, and mama started trying to work. She said something about "configuring" it. I think it would not do what she wanted. She was getting kind of freaky about things, and then I started leaping all over and chewing on stuff. Finally I did my best trick and dumped my water dish upside down on the carpet. Every single drop of water was out of the dish. Mama started yelling, and then I had to go to my room. She said I'm going through the "terrible twos," whatever that is. I was sure glad when mama finished working. Now I get to write in my diary, and I promise to be good...for five whole minutes.

 

Weekend Fun

January 4th 2010 6:47 am
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Boy did I have fun over the New Year's weekend. Mama and daddy were doing something they call "projects," and I was real sure they needed my help. I wanted to help set up the wireless router for mama and daddy's computer network. I did help some before they locked me in my room. Mama said I would be in the way. I couldn't imagine they could do this technical stuff without my help, but when they let me out, everything was hooked up and it even worked!

I tried to help mama and daddy win games they were playing on the laptop, but mama kept scooping me up and putting me on the floor. Now how could I see which moves they should make from way down there?

While mama and daddy were watching a movie, I ran and leaped on their laps. When they reached for me, I leaped down and ran across the living room and leaped on the ottoman. I am only supposed to be on the furniture if mama and daddy let me sit with them, so they yelled Gunnnnnnaaaaaaarrrrrrr NO! Then I jumped down and raced through the living room, up the hall, back into the living room, and back onto the ottoman. They yelled at me again, and I raced over to the couch and leaped on their laps. They reached for me, and off I went again at top speed. I don't think they enjoyed the game as much as I did. Mama even threatened me with a time-out. Finally I wore out and came up on their laps and napped through the rest of the movie.

Yesterday I helped take the medicine cabinet down. Daddy's tools were electric, and they were kinda scary. I wasn't sure if I wanted to use the drill or not, especially after daddy turned the screwdriver part on real slow and showed it to me. Nuh-uh; I don't think so. I scampered away. Each time I came back I swatted at some of daddy's tools, but they jumped at me and scared me, so I had to run away. Finally mama closed the door and locked me out.

I think my mama and daddy try really, really hard to make sure I don't have any fun, and I have no clue why they don't want my help.

 
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