Kitten Tales

When Will She Ever Learn?

March 31st 2014 2:53 pm
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Well, my mama is kinda slow, and daddy too for that matter. OK, so everbuddy probly knows I love plastik. I love plastik so much I catnot stop myself from tryin to eat it. Mama and daddy know, or they should know, that they catnot leave anything plastik out where I can reach it.

The nuther day when daddy was here durin art week, grampster gived mama a box of snack baggies. The box was open, but both mama and daddy forgot to putten the box up high in the cupboard. The next mornin when daddy was cookin breakerfust, mama comed out and foundened the box askew. That darned askew; he was always gettin me in trubl when I was a kitten, and he is still doin it. Anywhoo, mama took a closer look and founded a buncha baggies with teef marks all over, and some had the bottoms chewed out. Oops... I shoulda hid the everdense.

On Saturday mama went to that Wallermart place and buyed food. She buyed bread flour for makin bread. She putted most of the stuff away, but she left the bag of flour on the counter. Sunday mornin mama went to the get the newsypaper. When she comed back, there was some kitty upchuck on the floor. Mama camed to find us and try to see who did the upchuck. I was in the middler of the livin room, and mama saw somethin by me. She picked it up, and it was all slimy with kitty spit. She went to the kitchen to look at the "thing" better. As soon as she got in the kitchen, she knewed what it was. The corner of the flour bag was all chewed up.

I gotta say, mama only gived us our mornin snack before she left, and Peekie and I were REAL hungry, so I thought maybee I would get my own breakerfust. The flour didn't smell real good, but it did smell like foodies, so I tried tastin it. BLECH!!! Really terbl.

That's what mama gets for not puttin stuff away where it belongs and for bein slow bout being trained. That's my story, and I'm stickin to it.

 
Purred by: Athena (Catster Member)

April 1st 2014 at 12:41 am

I like to lick plastic bags, but I wouldn't try to actually eat them. My treats are a lot yummier!
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

April 1st 2014 at 6:45 am

A soul mate! MOL! I like munching plastic, too...mostly the kind that is shrink wrap. Some bags get my attentions, too,the ones that crinkle if your teeth are in them...fascinating!

Minko, well he likes to chomp on cardboard!
Purred by: Rose (Catster Member)

April 2nd 2014 at 12:25 am

I'm a plastic licker, but I have to say I've never gone as far as to eat anything plastic.
Purred by: Calísta (Catster Member)

April 4th 2014 at 1:16 am

MOL! Mommas never learn do they?!?!? My thing is to lick tape. My bro-fer Figaro would have joined you at the flour bag though--ok that's a little weird *giggles*

 

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