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Naughty? or...Too Smart for Mama

November 13th 2013 4:19 pm
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Mama decidered to return a packaj to Amazon. She puttened the packaj on the washer. There were those little plastik pillow thingies inside, and I love to eat plastik, so mama foldened the flaps on the box down. She told me this mornin she thought bout putting the packaj in the offis, but she thought she had outsmartered me. Mama, I do not think so.

This mornin mama heard that awesome (or is it awful) noise of a kitty tryin to upchuck. She got outta bed real fast and runned down the hall. I tried to upchuck, but not much would come up. Mama put me in the bathroom just in case it happened again. She stopped when she sawed the packaj was askew. That darned askew; he is always tattlerin on me. When mama looked closer at the packaj, all the little plastik pillow thingies were flat, and there were toof marks in em. When mama touched the plastik, it was all slimy with kitty spit. There was a really cool line of holes in one of the box flap thingies too. I mean, who needs those die cutter thingies or craft punchers thingies when I can punch holes all along the edge for ya?

After mama inspectered the plastik stuff, she does not think I akshly ate any, and she is more disgustered with herself than she is with me. After all, she knows how much I love eatin plastik, and she knows that I love to chew on stuff.

Since mama admitted it was all her fault, I think I outsmartered her. Unfortunately, the packaj is gettin locked up tonight. I guess I will have ta look for somethin else to gnaw.

 
Purred by: ♥ Sammy ♥ (Catster Member)

November 14th 2013 at 3:09 am

We are sure glad you are ok Gunnie. i like to eat non kitty stuff too like the carpet on the floor. but Dad took it up and put down this wood stuff 'sigh'. i haven't found anything else i like as well except chicken. big purrs
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

November 14th 2013 at 8:11 am

Maurice likes to chew on plastic too - I don't get it, I prefer food.
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

November 14th 2013 at 11:10 am

The people are not very smart, and it takes lots of training until they learn, Gunnarr T! I'm glad you're teaching her. There is nothing better than kitty spit on stuff. Good job, pal!
Purred by: Bran - DIT #66 (Catster Member)

November 14th 2013 at 11:36 am

Me and the foster kittens LOVE those plastic pillows! We've been finding them in the basement and dashing around the house with them. Sadly, Dad found our stash, so fun's over!
Purred by: Lily (Catster Member)

November 14th 2013 at 1:37 pm

OH,I like plastic too! Mom heard me crunching this morning and found me chewing on her tooth brush head.giggles..lots of kitty spit..just like you :)
I am glad you didn't swallow any Gunnie. That would be bad for your tummy. Just stick to chewing on it ;)

 

Gunnarr T


 

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