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Don't Tell Santa

November 24th 2012 7:36 pm
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Well, Thanksgivin night I got real hungry for a snack in the middler of the night. Mama and daddy were sleepin, so I looked round for somethin to eat. Finally I looked up and saw mama's pretty blue pottery pitcher. It had a birdie nest on a branch and some yummy lookin wheat. I thought, OK, I will have some wheat cereal, and I can get it all by myself.

I jumped up on the siderboard. There was a buncha birdies up there, but they are not real. They are somethin mama called "handcarved." Some of the birdies got pushed round some, but they did not break. I hope Santa will remember that part if he finds out. I ate some wheat, but it was kinda crunchy, and it kept breakin and makin a mess. I made sure to be far away when mama and daddy got up.

Daddy was the one who saw the brokened wheat. When he showed mama, she got mad and started yellin and pointin her finger at me and yellin even more. I tried to look real innersent, but it did not work.

After while everbuddy forgot. Well, at least I thought everbuddy forgot, but mama is real sneaky. Last night I thought I would have more snacks. When I jumped up on the siderboard, I got caught in one of mama's cat traps. Mama makes the evil traps with carderboard and duck tape, so if you jump and land on one, it sticks on your feet, and you hafta try to run away.

When mama got up this mornin she checked her trap, she said it was askew. Who is this askew guy, and why does he wanna tattle on me?

I really hope nobuddy tells Santa.

Purred by: littleboy (Catster Member)

November 24th 2012 at 8:22 pm

mums the word hope no one tells Santa but really who can blame you I mean really you could have waked them up to tell them you had the munchies but no you were very polite and let them sleep that should count for something
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

November 24th 2012 at 10:52 pm

I bet Santa will be understanding.
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

November 25th 2012 at 12:56 pm

I won't tell Santa buddy, but that was pretty rotten of your mommy to make a trap! You should tell Santa on her! hehehe!
Purred by: Teebo - Angel Dreamboat #66 (Catster Member)

November 25th 2012 at 5:31 pm

I won't tell Santa about the wheat if you don't tell Santa about me climbing the tree!
Purred by: Zoom (Catster Member)

November 27th 2012 at 2:38 pm

I won't tell Santa Paws that you ate the wheat as long as you don't tell him that I ate some bread!


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