Kitten Tales

It Wasn't Me!

April 23rd 2012 6:27 pm
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The nuther day mama went to a webbysite for a company called Silver Sage Creations. The nice lady makes beeeeeeeuuuuuuuuutiful beads. She used to come to our town for shows, but mama has not seened her in a coupla years. When mama saw the nice lady (Julie Karnos) had an Etsy shop, mama went there to look. She found a bead she could not live without and ordered it from Julie's Etsy shop. That was on Wednesday. On Friday the bead comed in the mail. Mama was real eksitered, so she opened the package. Inside was a little pink organza (what the heck is that?) bag. Inside that all wrapped up in bubbler wraps was the pretty bead. Mama looked at the bead. Then she wrapped it back up in the bubbler wraps and put it in the middler of the dinin room table. The next mornin mama found the little pink bag on the dinin room floor. She asked me and the Peekster who stole the pink bag. Geez, mama, why would a guy cat want a pink organza bag? Peekie never fessed up, and she is my sister, so I didn't rat her out, but the organza bag was Peekaboo pink. Nuff said.

This evenin mama gave me and Peekie a new potty. Later while she was checkin out our friend activity at Catster, she smelled somethin spishus. She checked the potty and found some nice stinky kitty poop that was not covered. When mama asked who did it, I said I refused to answer on the grounds that it just MIGHT tend to incrimmer-nate me. I did not say it wasn't me cuz that would be lyin, and I don't tell lies. There is nothin wrong with fudgin a bit, tho. After all, why do I need to cover my poop when the Peekster will do it for me?

 
Purred by: Griswold II DIT#57 (Catster Member)

April 23rd 2012 at 6:58 pm

Peekaboo Pink says it all! Nuff said!

Now about the not covering up your recyclables, Mom has noticed me doing that. Am I just to impatient to get out of the box? Why do we do that? Mom wants to know if this is a habit you can break.

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Purred by: Gunnarr T (Catster Member)

April 23rd 2012 at 7:04 pm

Hmmmmmm...Maybee I can say I just got skared by somethin and runned away? I do not think I wanna get brokened. I'll just have to make sure the Peekster covers it before mama notices.

Gunnarr T
Purred by: ❀ Jezebel DG 29 ❀ (Catster Member)

April 23rd 2012 at 11:59 pm

I don't believe in covering - why cover up all your smell?
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

April 24th 2012 at 6:37 am

Peekster is your Poop Butler, and you are lucky to have a Poop Butler, Gunnarr T! I think Poop Butlers also have night jobs as jewelry thieves.
Purred by: Laura W

April 24th 2012 at 9:28 am

dood...whatz up with all this...how doez yur mom knot noe a naybor kitteh dinna come in, steel stuffz, open de frig, eat yur food, watch sum free cable tee and vee while everee one be sleepin, use de box then leeve....

happens at R houz all de time....
Purred by: Rose (Catster Member)

April 24th 2012 at 8:01 pm

I tend to not cover at all, or cover poorly. At least Mom and Dad know when I've used the box!

 

Gunnarr T


 

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