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 Photo Comments Age: 21 Years Sex: Female Weight: 6 lbs.
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Leave a treat for The Boods
Nicknames:
I am the Empress of Creation and do not answer to nicknames.
Quick Bio:
Likes:
I like to rule the universe, manipulate time and space, and sit like a meatloaf.
Pet-Peeves:
Those who do no obey me.
Favorite Toy:
Ruffled pasta noodles which I fetch and will bug you to throw for me, and the Red Rubber Thing which I found under the stove, and no one can identify.
Favorite Nap Spot:
Anywhere I damned please.
Favorite Food:
Moths. Bugs. Any flavour of cat food not on hand. Bacon.
Skills:
Aside from manipulating time and space, controlling world events, and ruling the universe, I like to hunt for moths. I will also clear any horitzontal surface to make things tidier for all.
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story:
I was liberated from the SPCA who took me in after some evil person put me in a garbage bag and left me in a dumpster. I have been wreaking havoc and dominating the lives of humans and dogs ever since. I know the answers to everything, but I am not telling.
Bio:
Bow down before me.
I would just like to add that whilst I am The Boods (which rhymes with 'woods'; it is NOT pronounced 'Bodez'), you may call me Dr Boods, as I have a PhD in Boodsology. And sometimes I go by my stage name, G W Boodie. I have many theme songs. All of my directives come from signals originating on the Boods Planet. All dogs are evil, and I shall never cease to terrorise them.
I worship the Great Iron God in the living room especially in winter when it is appeased with wood.
The Groups I'm In:
Let's go black and white
I've Been On Catster Since:
| January 17th 2005 |
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More than 7 years! |
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
Catster Id:
108416
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