Minko's Mewsings

Eat My Tail?!?

August 22nd 2010 7:11 pm
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Meowmy was typing my kitty stuff, the other evening. Of course that always means that her lap is conveniently exposed to any passerby, namely a kitty. So Up I jumped. I purred my head off, head bonked her chin, made a loaf of bread ready for the oven on her soft lap, and rubbed all over her arms, too. She could hardly type anything legible...
Then I started to turn circles in her lap, to get comfy before rolling myself up in a ball on that nice , soft and warm lap that meowmy has...
All of a sudden she snorted and sneezed! 'Hey', she said! 'Your tail is in my nose.' She pushed it out of the way...but in a few seconds, I did it again, only this time she almost bit the end of my tail with her sandwich...wonder if it would have been tasty as a new type of sandwich filling?!? MOL!
My tail got into her mouth and was about to be eaten! Oh No! She nearly choked on it...or at least in her efforts not to eat it...and then choked and sputtered some more...because she got a big case of the giggles. Needless to say, I got removed from her lap...Humpf!

Purrs! Keep your tails in safe places, all you non-Manx kitties!

 
 

Leave A Comment | 6 people already have

Purred by: Rhonda H

August 23rd 2010 at 2:20 am

MOL!!!! MOL!!!! THAT'S FUNNY. OH...TO HAVE BEEN A FLY ON YOUR WALL SO I COULD HAVE SEEN THAT.
GOTTA WATCH THE HUMANS....MAYBE THAT'S WHY I DON'T GOT A TAIL?
MOL!!!!!!!!!!
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

August 23rd 2010 at 2:46 am

I'd better watch my tail too, Minko. I'm always putting in the MRS. face!
Purred by: Minuette (Catster Member)

August 23rd 2010 at 3:17 am

You should always be certain to follow tail safety regulations. We could poke our meowmy's eye out with those things. MOL
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

August 23rd 2010 at 8:11 am

MOL MOL! I don't think my tail would taste too good, but Maurice likes to taste his!
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

August 23rd 2010 at 5:36 pm

hehehehehe, that's so funny! Your tail almost became a nom nom!
Purred by: Toki (Catster Member)

August 24th 2010 at 4:00 am

Teeheehee- well I lick my tail every night, and it tastes delicious.


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