August 2nd 2010 7:46 pm
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I am on the CPU, sending esp messages to my catretary to type...She looked down at me, and my little feet were twitching, like I was chasing something...Must be something delectable, I was doing this fur quite a while.
Perhaps I was dreaming about the counter surfing I have done...
To be a thief of whatevfur meowmy may have left out there fur me to discover and indulge in...
I will clean the counter for her with my little pink licking machine...or I may use my sniffing machine to hunt down more worthwhile prey! Like a couple of bags of catnip tea! Meowmy did you put those in your cup fur ME? She sometimes makes this tea as a bedtime relaxer...but meowmy if you put hot water on a 'nip bag, it will call out my name...and those did! My fangs rendered them useless to you...but I don't know why you didn't let me have them...that would have been a pleasure beyond description!
Sometimes I get up on the dining room table after a meal...and lick the napkins...them meowmy will find them turned into snowflake art, like the ones she made in her childhood years...because I have licked holes into the paper...to get what ever morsel or tasty aroma of food debris may be attached to them...that is wastefur and I will have it my stomach instead!
I guess she will put up with this type of minor thievery from me...she hasn't put me in jail, yet!
OK! Gotta go and see if anyone left me some yummy napkin leftovers to steal...there was salmon on that table today! MMMMM!
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That's only minor thievery! Our new kitty Maurice jumps up on the table when everyone's eating and tries to snag food right off their plates! Talk about BOLD!
Have a great day!
Love, Kibbles, Francis, & Yoda