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The End Is Coming

February 11th 2014 3:04 am
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Oh my friends I`m going to miss you all Can`t believe Catster mading us all homeless in a since Callie and I will miss you no where to hang out Callie said if Goldie was here she be spitting fire I never knew her I came after her Oh well we gone to petster.com and pets4pals.com and cathugger.com hope to see you all in one of the places

Sincerly Herbie Crouse


The End Is Coming

February 11th 2014 2:56 am
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Oh my friends I`m going to miss you all Can


The Great Escape

October 22nd 2013 8:15 am
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Well yesterday I made an attend to escape mom was bringing clothes in from the line ually I run when she bangs the door not yesterday I got by her she drop the basket and close the door with a bang she came running in her slipper she caught up with me over to the neighbour flower garden all I wanted to do was smell the flower


How it all turn out

September 7th 2013 7:46 am
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Well mom and dad went to bed and Callie I decide I would some I was jumping on things haven `t a great old time when I clean the end table right off mom jump out of bed she heard the crash cord less phone the base was out of the wall the lamp shape in many pieces hehind dad chair but it was fun those


Home at last

June 4th 2013 10:24 am
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Yes home mommy show up early and brough us home Miss Lisa was nice Callie made a fool of herself by sooking up to her she didn`t want to come home I sure wanted to come home Mommy said they had a great time they got to meet Bellie ,Cadillac ,Max, Evening, Neutal,and the rest of then they also met Lilac & Daisy Mom ,and Daisy and Augie mom .
They said the race was exciting something about a cable breaking she said they never seen the bed 3am and had to get up at 5 pack thing up go to Tennesss for 3 days and go to the grand old ostry somthing like that


It another terrible day

May 19th 2013 6:41 am
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It another terrible day For Callie and I .Mom say she all pack but where they going they tell us we going to be with Lisa who Lisa? what I like to know who she is and where we going I so work up Callie trying to clam but it job can`t be done Mom say Callie will be with me But where I`m going ? someone help us!!


Spring Tag

April 9th 2013 3:44 am
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My good friend Nermal tagged me so now I have to tag others, but first I must answer the questions.
Copy my diary, change the answers to yours and tag five of your furriends!

Five Things I Like About Spring:

1. Laying in the sun in the window
2. Trying to escape when the door 0pen ( they on to me)
3. Its light longer outside
4.Play with my toys and Callie
5.Trying to catch bugs and birds from inside

I am Tagging
2.Belle My Pretty one
4.Mr. Sam - Angel Dreamboat#15

Hope you are all enjoying playing spring tag, I did!!!!


About my mom

May 14th 2011 7:28 am
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As most of you know my mom is haveing survery on May 20 2011 ya this Friday coming it call DBS it to do with brain and it will help one side to stop shakeing mom so looking forward to it and we are to we aren`t going to be around much during this as she have to heal and get it working prossily (not sure it spell right)

and one thing i want to ask of all of you do not menition this on FB some family she dosen`t want to know and if you want to say something call her by another name or that she need prays and purrs Thanks You


Me COTD !!!

March 21st 2011 2:59 am
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Yesterday was great day I enjoy my day very much i had Callie waiting on me right and left until mom caught me. It was a great day I enjoy my day very much Dad even brough treats to me instead of me getting up going for them Mom didn`t let me work in the Birthday and Gotcha Club she said it was my day off so Callie and Bee took care of everything in the 2 groups we work in Canadian kitty group also so I never lift a paw at all yesterday only to walk to the cat food dish and swap Callie as I walk by her
I like to Thanks all my friends for there well wishes and little present you all sent me and for all my new friends we had made Thanks again Love you all.


Training Your Human

January 22nd 2011 12:15 pm
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Training your human is a thankless task.
"Why bother with it?", some kittens may ask.
The fate of the world is the issue at hand,
as felines worldwide stake a claim for their land.
Make no bones about it, we cats own the joint.
We spray in the corners to drive home the point.

Some say the meek shall inherit the Earth,
But they've no fangs or claws, for what that's worth.
The cat is the ultimate species, you see,
We're poised to usurp man's authority.
These silly old humans who cannot play nice!
We cats are peaceful, we hate only mice.

Just what does training your human entail?
A host of fun things you must do without fail:
The sofas and rugs need a little makeover.
The La-Z-Boy's target for kitty takeover.
Then sleep on clean towels placed in the guest bath.
And make their best clothing a target of wrath.

Tear down those new drapes with a quick forceful tug.
Then tatter the pile of the new Berber rug.
And when they are sleeping, you block off their nose,
paw at their lower lip, chew on their toes.
Strut on the mantle. If they give any flack,
knock down their trophies and all bric-a-brac.

Shed on mom's new velvet black evening gown,
as she's headed out for a night on the town.
If they leave you home all alone for the night,
(Any human doing this can't be all that bright),
They're telling you by leaving, it's perfectly all right,
To totally redecorate 'til dawn's early light.
Knock over tables and chew up the fern.
Hurry, go faster! Soon, they'll return...

When they try to punish, you mustn't show concern.
(All attempts of discipline a pussycat should spurn.)
A snide flick of tail will convey no remorse,
but they will try harder to scold you, of course!
So, hide in the closet until they forget,
and then launch out just like an F-14 jet.

Tear up their ankle, their forearm, their hand,
then when they've had all the pain they can stand,
dart from the room while they call 9-1-1,
and celebrate victory: The felines have won!
To humans, however, the battle's begun,
as they steep in their anger and wish for a gun.

Pathetic and lumbering and clumsy to boot,
My friend, human dominance is really a hoot.
Take charge in your home. It's destiny, meow.
(The verses above have already told how.)
So sleep for an hour, and then grab some chow,
And then train your human, beginning right now.

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