Meezer Musings

Money making schemes

August 14th 2013 3:28 pm
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Furriends, you all know who Grumpy Cat is. Well, a couple of weeks ago, mom got a notice that Grumpy Cat is debuting a branded bottled coffee drink called Grumpuccino. I'm not lying. Mom immediately preordered a 12-pack. She says if it's guaranteed to make the drinker grumpier, she's all for it.

So that got me thinking -- how can I brand my fabulous self? Astonishingly, the husband came up with a pawsome idea: bottle my own whiske(r)y and call it Monster Mash! What do you think, furriends? Start with a little catnip base and add a touch of tuna water?

Then mom came up with another idea: a talk show for cats called The Shed. Would you tune in to watch it, furriends? If you think it's a good idea, let me know. I have to do it fast, because Lil Bub's Big Show is debuting on Sept. 3. She interviews guinea pigs and goldfish and Whoopie Goldberg. I wish her all the best, but I know that my show would be killer, because I could get real celebs like Romeo the cat and Newman and Finney and Jackson Galaxy.

Hold the phone! Toby in England could be my sidecat - Americans love an English accent. And he tells funny stories with a perfectly straight face. Oh, pawsome!

I wonder what I should wear to the Acatemy Awards when I accept my statuette?

 
 

Leave A Comment | 17 people already have

Purred by: Alex R

August 14th 2013 at 6:08 pm

Geez - it's obvious the pawrents are not "in the know" and not keeping us informed about things. I never even heard of Lil Bub or Romeo - just watched some of Lil Bub's videos. And he's interviewing Whoopie? Wow! Anyway, the Monster Mash sounds like a great idea. After a pint of that, I'd be happy to interview some guinea pigs and goldfish myself!
Uh, who's Toby?
Purred by: Mietzi Katze♥ (Catster Member)

August 14th 2013 at 6:35 pm

Could I preorder some Monster Mash potatoes with nip and tuna water (lots of tuna water) please?
We live behind the moon here. We don't know Lil Bub but we DO know Toby. Samhain, you HAVE TO meet him. He's so cool. Yes, please get him as co-anchor of your show. OF COURSE we'd watch. I could listen to Toby's English accent furever. And you're quite the good looking cat-man too, Monster *blush* Could you innerview a bird please? I always wanted to talk to them but I can't get a word out. My mouth waters when I see them.
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

August 14th 2013 at 6:44 pm

This here is Toby, future side-cat of Monster's show. He writes a really good diary. If there are spaces below you'll have to take them out. His catster id is 1185981

http://www.catster.com/cats/1185981/dia ry/Tobys_diary/835621
Purred by: Toby (Catster Member)

August 14th 2013 at 10:47 pm

Thank you, that's very kind. I would be honoured to be your London correspondent.

I love your ideas. My mum says how about a bakery range of meowffins and cupcatcakes!

Purrs from Toby
Purred by: Alex R

August 15th 2013 at 4:14 am

Toby, interesting diary. Josie and I have the same preferred sleeping arrangement it seems, though I have never been much of a patty-caker myself. I enjoy walking in the snow, too. :)
Good choice for the show, Monster!
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

August 15th 2013 at 8:03 am

If it gets outta paw, likes that Springer dude's show. Mees bees da Bouncer for yous.
I's even brings Panda.
God knows she's ornery enough...MOL
Purred by: MacKinzy An (Catster Member)

August 15th 2013 at 9:02 am

My handsome furend. I would watch your show. MOm can even DVR it for us if we are not home.

I don't know Toby, yet, I think a English Accent would be nice.

Let me know when your first show airs, I want to make sure I stay tune.

I would love you in a Tux, so maybe, you can wear one to the Acatmeny Awards.
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

August 15th 2013 at 9:17 am

Catfather, you're back! Yay!
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

August 15th 2013 at 9:19 am

Yeah, I'm up for doing TV and talking poop!
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

August 15th 2013 at 9:24 am

Newman, I have you down for doing some scat singing.
Purred by: Callie (Catster Member)

August 15th 2013 at 11:31 am

I would definitely watch!
Purred by: Callie (Catster Member)

August 15th 2013 at 11:31 am

I would definitely watch!
Purred by: Alex R

August 15th 2013 at 5:46 pm

Scat singing! Hehehe...cute, Monster.
Purred by: Alex R

August 15th 2013 at 5:47 pm

Hey, Catfather, sir! Good to see you again!
Purred by: Platelicker ♥ DB#69 (Catster Member)

August 16th 2013 at 9:23 am

Go for it Monster!

Huggs,
Platelicker
Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB# 73 (Catster Member)

August 21st 2013 at 6:22 am

Oh Meyow 'n yesh we would watch Ur show, Monster~! Sounds furtastic wif Toby as Ur sidecat, efurycat would love to hear him~! 'n Newmie doin' some scatcat poopy talk would be FUN~! If'n ya efur need a good 'n kewl singer, I'z Ur mancat~! MOL~! Yeppers, dat Monster Mash sounds delish~! Mmmm, gotta order some o' dat fur us all~! It is great to see ya Blizz dood~! We're not on mush either, so hope Ur all doin' jus' fine 'n pawsome~!!
Purred by: Calísta (Catster Member)

August 24th 2013 at 3:11 pm

"Interview" some guinea pigs and goldfish and maybe a bird? Oh-I get it...yum! And some monster mash to wash--I mean hydrate... OF COURSE we'd watch you Monster!


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