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Home:Bowie, MD  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 12 Years   Sex: Male   Weight: 12 lbs.

Thanks, Rory, Tundra, Manytoes & Lynzee!

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"Thanks, Rory, Tundra, Manytoes & Lynzee!"

You are getting slee-e-e-e-py!

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"You are getting slee-e-e-e-py!"

Diva & me: Cold weather makes strange bedfellows

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"Diva & me: Cold weather makes strange bedfellows"

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Brought to you by the letter C

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"Brought to you by the letter C"

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Catching some rays

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"Catching some rays"

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monster man, mister monster, #@*!

Kitty Complexion:
sleepyvery active
not curiousvery curious
not vocalvery vocal

Quick Bio:

March 18th 2002

Seal Point

being with his humans. he follows us everywhere

being brushed

Favorite Toy:
anything not nailed down

Favorite Nap Spot:
back of the couch

Favorite Food:
whatever the humans are eating



Arrival Story:
Monster was born in my home along with his 3 brothers. I found homes for them and his mother, but he was so tiny for his age I though I'd wait a few weeks more before placing him. That was 7 years ago.

Monster earned his name by being exactly that - a monster from kittenhood. He acted like he'd never been fed in his whole life and would growl if you got too close to his food. He had to eat whatever was on my plate and would try everything he could think of to get to it. The spray bottle worked for a little while, then he just sat there and squinted his eyes while I soaked him. He's grown out of it, sort of. He'll still try to eat off a plate if he thinks he can get away with it. He's a big, healthy boy with bright blue eyes and a mind of his own.

Lives Remaining:
9 of 9

Forums Motto:
It's all about me.

The Groups I'm In:
Catster Fun Time, Dreamy Mancats, For The Meezers!, Meezer Junction, Poopology, Siamese Pawty

The Last Forum I Posted In:
no sleep for almost 90 days

All about me, me, me:
He is more dog than cat. He follows us everywhere, opens cabinets, overturns garbage cans, and starts games of fetch by dropping a toy in a lap. He torments his siblings one minute, then curls up with them in a chair the next. They don't know what to think of him.

I've Been On Catster Since:
November 23rd 2009 More than 4 years!

Rosettes Given In The Past Month:
Gentleman Jack
Calie Dreamette #17
Tiny Tot
Tiny Mighty MoeMoe~Dreamette #
Baci a Red *Angel*
Timo Katze - DB #105
Angus McHaggispants

Special Gifts Given In The Past Month:
Hazel Mazel (Mazie)

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Catster Id:

for 948 days

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Meezer Musings

How do you spell MOM?

April 3rd 2014 8:39 am
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Well, it's L-O-S-E-R! Yes, I'm ticked off at mom for being so lazy and wrapped up in her trashy reality TV shows that she wouldn't take the time to type my thank yous to all my furriends who sent greetings for my birthday. Anyone want to trade moms?

Monstrous thanks and whisker kisses to

Mietzi & Timo
Louis LeBeau and family
Hazel Lucy
Meiko & Kinzy
Teebo, Callie, Rose & the kittens
Mr. D, Sam, and family
Minnie, Penny, and Bliss
Keisha & Sylvester
Platelicker and furmily
Poopie pal Newman and furmily
Big Harry and furmily

for the purresents, pawmails, and greetings. I had a great purrthday. First I made mom serve me breakfast on the heating vent, then I napped for 12 hours, then I had dinner, then I napped some more. It was purrfect!

Mom dodged a bullet a couple of weeks ago. She and her friends were supposed to spend a day at a Korean spa where clothes are NOT ALLOWED! You have to walk around buck nekkid except in the restaurant & the sauna rooms (which are coed). Pool - nekkid. Massage area - nekkid. When mom found that out, she was thinking of ways she could gracefully (and not so gracefully) get out of going. Fortunately, all the massages were sold out for a week, so the trip was cancelled. Those other spa-goers don't know how lucky they were. Mom is not 22 any more, if you know what I mean.


Getting what I deserve

March 9th 2014 3:43 pm
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Turns out that I' am not so thrilled that mom is back at work. It means that she is not home 24/7 for me to shed and drool on, and I find that very annoying. To express my annoyance, I've taken up a new behavior: I won't eat breakfast unless she serves me while I sit on the heating vent.

Also, I'm very disturbed that mom is cuddling other cats at the vet's office. Not only that, she comes home and talks about it! The other day she said a gorgeous cameo smoke tabby boy with 6 toes on each foot came in and she couldn't take her hands off him! Hmmph! When I sniffed her hands, I detected the distinct odor of Old Spice cologne. Not classy, mom, not classy at all.


Oh, oh, oh!

March 3rd 2014 6:45 am
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Well, the snow is falling 100 miles per hour, and my heart is beating twice as fast. Because my sexy, seductive, scintillating lovely largeness Simone sent me a belated Valentine card (with glitter on it!) and two, count e'm - two! - giftees, made especially fur me by her talented mom. One is a heart-shaped catnip toy with a burgundy toile pattern on ivory background (yes, mancats do know these things) and the other is a Picasso-inspired mouse shape toy with yarn whiskers and tail. I love them both and sometimes I just sit and stare at them
a)because I can't believe I'm so lucky that my lovely largeness loves me!
b) I can't decide which one to play with. When this happens, Diva sneaks in and steals one and I have to smacky paw her.

Thank you so much, my largeness! I bask in your lovely love!

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