Severian's Monologues

How did this happen?

February 20th 2010 2:31 pm
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"A wise man fights to win, but he is twice a fool who has no plan for possible defeat." (Louis L'Amour)

Oh, man, I've been reading the wrong books. Why didn't I pick up "The Art of War"? I was ready for the showdown with that Nordic wimp. He's been dodging me for weeks, and I figured one more smacky-paw challenge would be enough to cement my superior household position.

But when he turned around and rose up on his haunches with his paws in the air, he looked like a g-g-g-g-grizzly bear! And that hiss sounded like the winds screaming through the branches of Yggdrasil! I was beat, and I knew it.

Well, I am not alone in my defeat. Jasper has also been dethroned. Funny that he doesn't seem to care all that much. He came over and gave me a head wash. Well, if he can take it, so can I. Actually, I feel a little less anxious now. My sweet sister Vicki says she still thinks I'm the swellest cat in the house. Perhaps I will now devote myself to being her obedient and loving brother.

 
 

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Purred by: Lucy Nooner (Catster Member)

February 21st 2010 at 11:00 pm

I'm glad Victoria is there to give you some loves and comfort. Devoting yourself to her sounds like a good thing!


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