The Viking's Tale

Dumbest toy ever

December 29th 2011 6:08 am
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As usual, we got some goodies for Christmas this year. We didn't pay much attention right away to what Santa brought us, because we had all the ribbons and bows and boxes and wrapping-paper balls to play with. But Mom finally bagged all that stuff up and threw it away.

Mostly Santa has good taste in cat toys, but the elves gave him a bum steer on one. It's like a flat turtle shape made out of mesh, and it opens up and Mom puts a treat in there. We're supposed to chew on it to get the treat, and the mesh is supposed to help keep our teeth clean. Not!

We each got one, and we all looked at Mom like she had a hole in her head. One sniff was all it took to know that the treat wasn't coming out without a fight. The toys stayed on the floor until Dad stepped on one. Crunch! Treat fragments all over the floor.

My advice, Santa: Lose that toy in next year's lineup.

 
 

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Purred by: Samoa (Catster Member)

December 29th 2011 at 9:10 am

Why would Santa think we want to work for our treats? So lame!
Purred by: DA TABBIES O TROUT TOWNE (Catster Member)

December 29th 2011 at 9:36 am

dood...dum est toy ever in trout towne iz de BURD......but then ewe noe we got this thing bout em .....burds that iz....stooooooooooooooooopid burds.....hay, hope ewe N yur familee haza pawsum mew yeer :)
Purred by: Zachery Kolohe' Rider (Catster Member)

December 29th 2011 at 9:51 pm

Never over exert yourself is cat rule number one. Maybe, Santa has been hanging around dogs to long and he just wasn't thanking.


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