September 8th 2005 1:29 pm
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I have been banished from the bathroom. I don't understand why. This morning I was investigating a new addition: a bottle of some kind of liquid with sticks in it. It had a nice smell but you can't trust anything, even things that smell nice! So I reached out a paw to get a closer look and BAM! Knocked it over. The suspicious liquid poured all over and before I could notify a HAZMAT team to clean the area, mom and dad cleaned it up. They didn't wear containment suits or anything! I tell you, these humans are lucky to be alive, the way they carelessly open mail and walk out the door without protection. Good thing they have a super spy in the house, sniffing out danger!

Mom was sad the other day. She has been watching the news a lot. I watch it, too, when the humans are away, to make sure nothing dangerous is coming to our home. So it saves me time, to watch with her. Lately there have been terrible reports of people losing their homes and getting sick because of something they call "Katrina". If this Katrina comes anywhere near my humans, I'll scratch it all up! I think it's gone, but it still makes mom sad. I wish we could do something about it together, to help those people. Maybe they need some cuddles. Cuddles are a secret spy technique but I think they would help. I'll start working on that. Donate cuddles!