December 3rd 2013 1:56 pm
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I should have known something was afoot when mom got up extra early this morning. I didn't see it coming when she lured me and the others into the kitchen with promises of breakfast. Instead of feeding me she grabbed me and stuffed me in the carrier. DANG!!!
I was taken to the vets. Hey, I was just there a little while ago. Not fair!
The people at the vets LIED to me. They said I was gonna get a lion "trim". While I was out they were also gonna give me a "light" teeth cleaning. Well the teeth cleaning part was true but when I woke up I sure wasn't "trimmed"! Holy Catnip! That was a full blown lion CUT people. I was downright nekkid!!! DANG!!!
Pansy said I looked like a plucked turkey. Mom told her not to be mean so Pansy changed her tune and now says I look like a poodle, just like the last time I got lionized. Great.
At least I'm home now and mom promises me that I will get dinner in a little while. That better be true 'cause I'M STARVING!!!
November 22nd 2013 3:50 pm
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Woo Hoo! I'm a DDP today. Thanks so much HQ! I love anything that makes Pansy jealous and this DDP honour does the trick.
Thanks to Buddie & the Gang and Smiley Cassanova for the concatulatory pmails!
November 19th 2013 3:51 pm
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Ooooooo, I wish *MISS ZOEY* was around to read this. I did it! I reached genuine, official hunksterdom. Holy Catnip!
I had to go to the vet today for my checkup and shots. Last year the doc said I was a bit chunky at 12.5 pounds and he wanted me to get down to 11 pounds. Well, guess what I weighed today? I weighed 11.1 pounds! Woo Hoo! I did it! Of course, that makes my actual weight 10.6 pounds 'cause, based on last year's lion cut, my fur weighs in at 0.5 pounds. Woo Hoo! I'm a hunkster!
Wow, I'm sure glad I don't have to have another lion cut this year... Or do I?... Why has Pansy been grinning her evil grin at me all afternoon?...Hmmmm....
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