August 25th 2014 7:23 pm
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I've been trying to claim head cat status here but it's not going well at all. I guess I need more practice or something.
Mom says I just don't have the temperament to be the head cat. She says I don't have that little feral streak that Pansy could conjure up as needed to keep Sully and me in line. She says I'm wasting my time. I'm too nice. One day I'm gonna prove her wrong!
Just to rub it in, mom says she's noticed I've started growling at Sully sometimes when he comes close to me, just like Pansy used to do to us. She also notices that he completely ignores me and keeps on doing what he's doing. Mom says I've become quite the momma's boy lately too 'cause I follow her around all the time. I used to like to follow Pansy around, from a safe distance of course. DANG! A head cat can't be a momma's boy!
I wonder if there's a head cat training school somewhere...
December 3rd 2013 1:56 pm
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I should have known something was afoot when mom got up extra early this morning. I didn't see it coming when she lured me and the others into the kitchen with promises of breakfast. Instead of feeding me she grabbed me and stuffed me in the carrier. DANG!!!
I was taken to the vets. Hey, I was just there a little while ago. Not fair!
The people at the vets LIED to me. They said I was gonna get a lion "trim". While I was out they were also gonna give me a "light" teeth cleaning. Well the teeth cleaning part was true but when I woke up I sure wasn't "trimmed"! Holy Catnip! That was a full blown lion CUT people. I was downright nekkid!!! DANG!!!
Pansy said I looked like a plucked turkey. Mom told her not to be mean so Pansy changed her tune and now says I look like a poodle, just like the last time I got lionized. Great.
At least I'm home now and mom promises me that I will get dinner in a little while. That better be true 'cause I'M STARVING!!!
November 22nd 2013 3:50 pm
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Woo Hoo! I'm a DDP today. Thanks so much HQ! I love anything that makes Pansy jealous and this DDP honour does the trick.
Thanks to Buddie & the Gang and Smiley Cassanova for the concatulatory pmails!
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