February 1st 2012 7:16 am
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(Not mine, just repeating it from a mackarel tabby friend)
One day there was a stubborn little bird. He was a lazy sort (you agree, Tabbies?) and when the rest of the birds were getting together and starting their migration to warm southern climates for the winter he stayed put and puttered around til one day he looked up at the sky and realized it was about to snow!
Well, he started to fly, but before long he realized his folly! It was very very cold and it began to snow and sleet and pretty soon, his little wings covered with ice, he fell down into a field, nearly frozen and covered in snow and ice. He thought this was 'the end' and sighed and gave himself up to fate.
Well, he wasn't alone. Despite the snow and ice there were cows in the field, making a meal of cold grass and scraping away the ice with their noses. One came quite close and dropped a pile of hot manure right onto the little bird.
Well, the steaming manure soon had wonderful results. Despite it's stinkiness, it was quite pleasantly warm and soon began to bring the little bird out of his deep chill. He was now feeling warm, and very pleasant. In his euphoria, he began to sing.
As luck would have it a very hungry cat was slinking across the snowy landscape, wondering how he would find anything to eat in this storm. Anything he could catch was probably holed up somewhere! But then suddenly he heard the bird singing, scraped away the snow and manure and promptly swallowed him!
The moral of this story:
Not all who get you into poop are your enemy.
Not all who get you out of poop are your friend.
.....and if you're happy in your pile of poop sometimes it's better to just keep your mouth shut! :)
I hope everyone enjoyed this little passed along story. I specially liked the part about the cat!
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okays, now tell meez how is this related to the Tabbies of Trout Town???
i bet Newmie will lubb to include this story to his 2nd purrt of Poopology!!
....well, the Tabbies probably wouldn't mind that the bird gets it in the end, but they won't like its about a 'burd' as they would say.
oh, U's said that becuz the Tabbies hates birds?? well, meez also hates birds!! i think thez is stewpid!!
MOL! That is pretty funny!
N this just prooooves R point buddy
BURDZ IZ STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID