July 17th 2011 7:44 am
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I'm a nice guy. I really am. I'm talented. I can compose a nice song with the best of 'em. I'm pleasant, I have good manners, don't talk about what goes on in the 'box', and I love good food. (got any chicken?)
That said, my secret admirer has given up on me.
I am sad.
The only attention I get is from Smokie-and I don't 'go' that way.
(Smokie is gay for those that don't know. While a handsome dude, I just like the girls, you know?)
Listen, ladycats..I got alot to offer. I'm a funny dude, very laid back. I like adventure. I am handsome, you can't deny that. I never got names as a dreamboat, but I'm a handsome irish dude.
I'm not a tom cat either, Ingen. I'm a Ruffy.
I survived on the streets, and now I enjoy the goodlife. Anyone game for getting to know me?
I'm worth knowing!
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Dood....leeve out de stooooopid burd chickn lovin storee N we bet ewe get 87,432 gals lined up wantin a date....matter oh fact...cuzin dai$y thinks yur handsome, course she haz a list oh kittehs she thinks bee handsome coz trust us....her wood be suitors dont wanna noe that her iz callin em handsome...her wood be suitors wanna pole lightly run frum the FABulous miss "D" az she likes ta call herself.....here be her breef bio: queen oh cats, royalty oh trout towne, air head, ding bat, scared de oh kittee, floof butt, jewelree lover, cash cow gurl, itz all about me, where IZ my 360 degree mirror sew I can gaze upon my beauty, grace and elegance 24/7365 miss priss catitude, serve me now human you are my slave....and de list goes on buddy but franklee talkin bout her makes us doods wanna hurl !!!!!!! MOL
I's nefur haved a boy-furriend b'fore. I a'ways like you Ruffy an been missin you lately-If you wan's I be yer girl-furriend?
BTW-I's nefur nonymous--Jen is too 'puter stupid to be 'nonymous. MOL
Ruffy, you're so adorable! It's hard to believe you don't have a girl furiend. I think I'm available again (my boy-furiend Spirit isn't around anymore) but I dunno . . . Ingen spoke up first and she likes you a lot and misses you when you're not around. She's much younger than me and you're both about the same age, she's lots of fun and she's very, very pretty! You sound like you'd make the purrfect couple!
Ruffy, you are too adorable to be without a girlcat for too long!! The purrfect one WILL come along! If Blizzard can find true love, I know you can>
I think you are a very handsome kitty and if no one wants to be your girl, Mom says I can be your girl even if I am almost one...oh I love orange kitties like my brofur, I am fun and love buggies! and I am a princess
You are a very handsome and sweet mancat Ruffy. I know there will be plenty of girl cats who would love to be your girlfriend.
You are one handsome orange mancat - I know there'll be tons of girlcats lining up for you!