Just an update... of ups and downs

Hello friends, it's me! Luna-pa-poona!
Bad mews or good mews first?
Bad then good, because that'll cheer me up and get everyone a-meowing. So my last diary entry was to announce Not-Natasha being my MeowFriend, but bed mews, he moved, along with his family. They moved out about a week ago and I've been so upset, I haven't written the news.
Now his old home is being remade, hopefully a kitty moves in... maybe that'll get Boo out more ofter... or me? Time for the good mews;
I'm being showcased and Sissy's school by Sissy.
Ok, okay, I'm telling a little mib, or fib, as the humans say, I'm not being showcased, though I should be, but rather, Sissy is studying cats for school.
Time for a nap,
Luna

My News

I have big news! It's been so long, my fans must miss me... how could I abandon such fellow-catians? Well, I'm back, aren't I? With big, meowingly big, news!
My husband, or should I call him ex-?, still lives where the kitkats were born when I was approx. 1 year old, oh, and now? Well... I may have a number next to my name but that does not mean I'm not as... oh gosh... my back! Anyway, that husband, he didn't follow me, and I'm sure his found another kit to steal food from, so I've moved on too.
I have, I have, I HAVE!
Natasha, who is not a Natasha at all, is my meowingly handsome, new, MF. Yes, I have a MeowFriend. And he now has a PurrFriend.
Isn't that just... oh, his calling!
Excuse me...

Luna Pa Poona

Where did it come from?

I saw an *UYO, it looked like a magical wizard had turn a chick small and fuzzy and warm and... SNAP OUT OF IT LUNA... it was disgusting, like all chickens. Feathers everywhere.... but those feathers, those creamy custard feathers...

Who am I kidding? Don't tell Boo, but there is a soft side to me when it comes to chickens... they're so small and fuzzy when they're just chicks, and then they turn ugly... all bristly feathered, and I feel sorrow for them. To be me, one that was born with graciously good looks and maintainable fur, it's sad to look down the totem pole and see that little bristle ball of fat.

Though I don't mind raw... and cooked chicken. The way the skin crackles, the way the... stop dribbling, you fool. As I was explaining my good side, I mustn't go into what I had for dinner last night... Raw chicken breast and dry food...

Don't look at me like that. I didn't do something wrong. If such a cute and fuzzy baby will turn so despicable... well, it's meant for eating. And before you judge me, I bet your humans eat chicken sometimes. Well, except vegetarians.

Just a quick update:
They are BACK! The rodents are back. Make that a UBO and an UCO as well.



*UYO=Unidentified Yellow Object
*UBO=Unidentified Brown Object
*UCO=Unidentified Cream Object.

UCO+UBO+UYO=Buffet for Luna pa Poona.

Now off you go. I need my beauty sleep...
Luna

The Inspector is in!

And you're looking at her,nice to meet you I'm inspector Luna, and I'm going to make sure that there are no rodents in our beautiful house, so follow me for a nice tour and inspection.

Tiptoe into the dining room, do you hear anything? The faucet, yes.... I understand Mummy is cleaning up after brekkie. A guitar, that would be The Tall One, he got it just yesterday (what a waste, he could have just brought hundreds of treats for MOI) and then you hear a bell, well my friend, that's your bell or mine.... nothing to worry about here.

Moving along.

Ahhh, the T.V room, the guitar is still playing, and then....listen out my friends, do you hear something. Shaking your head? SO am I, let's continue. The tour must continue, no rodents get passed me.

Uh huh, the bathroom. What's that smell you ask? That would be my litterbox, excuse me a second, I'll just spray some AirFreshener. Oh my, here comes a human in hopes of using the loo... well, we'll be out of your hair, Missy Moo. Excuse us.

You're right, we haven't been into the bedrooms yet, well let's get moving.

First the Tall One and Mummy's bedroom. Hmmm, everything looks quite alright, though they should turn off that power plug, imagine if a cat who has hit their head once or twice (or had it hit, Boo.....) sticks their little tail into that little socket and.......... hey, wait a sec, don't turn it off, that's a good idea, no more Boo! Oh and do I see some.... hmmm, cat figurines. How beautiful, but that glass dog in the corner, we can get rid of him.....

Next room.

This is the one you've been waiting for, Sissy's Room, the keeper of the rodents isn't in at the moment, so quietly step through the door.... OI! I said QUIETLY! Now, everyone, wait at the doorway, I'll be back. Wait, everyone, don't move a muscle, it's Coconut the ferocious soft toy that has curry eyebrows (courtesy of Brother), he'll tell Sissy all about our little investigation. He's just a soft toy, you say? Well you're very wrong there, no he is very dangerous, just look at that glint in his... oh no, wait he's asleep, continuing.

I don't see a rodent, or rodents (seeing there is too now), anywhere. Maybe their not coming BACK! But wahat's this, Boo shedding on Sissy's bed, unacceptable. I believe that is my job. And what's further more, Mummy knows you're in here, OMM, she doesn't. Boo nods, and I hit her on the head with my paw. This investigation is over, everyone please leave through the backdoor, make sure the humans don't see you, and.... BOO!!!! I'm coming back for you........

Grease

Mummy and Sissy were watching Grease and they found out what character I am. I'M RIZO! Of course, Rizo is soooo cool.

Look at me I'm Boo-a-dee
Short sweet hair
you can't compare
Won't go to the bed
til I'm legally WED
I can't
I'm Boo-a-dee

Boo is Sandy/Frenchie. She's a bit of both really.
here's Boo-a-dee. Shush.... she doesn't know.
Lizo

Sick day

Sissy is home sick today, poor thing has a stomach ache. So instead of my usual hunting, sleeping in the sun (which there is none of today, fyi) and then teasing Boo and Natash, I have curled up on the couch to rest my droopy eyes with Sissy.

She covered me all up in a nice rug that Carmen (Sissy's grandmother, R.I.P) knitted when Sissy was in Mummy's tummy and started to say I was taking a sick day and have to stay nice and rugged up, much to my delight. And who am I to go against Sissy's assumptions? I agreed with her and have snuggled in for a rest, a read of fellow cat diaries and maybe a little bit of food along the way. No outside time for me today, not while I'm being a patient patient (hehehehe), anyway.

Me Update

It's time for an update if you ask me. Earlier this week Sissy was really upset, her Dad was in hospital, and it was hard on her. Especially when it turned out he had to stay an extra night...
As usual I was a VERY good girl and spent the whole time cheering her up (when I was allowed near her). I also brought them a baby rat, but ate it myself, I was being nice, if you ask me. Mummy is always saying shes on a diet and you know how those baby rats are, very fattening.
I think that putting on weight isn't a big trouble, we don't wear clothes so there isn't a label saying we are Size 11 or anything :) Thats why I like being a cat. No size, no trouble.
So there was my special little update.
Luna

Sissy calls me an angry step-sister

The rodents are back for the millionth time! I saw them from the window this afternoon. Mummy and Sissy were laughing about that, I don't understand. I'm tall (not fat, TALL) so my head bent down to see and I was a hunch-back.
Sissy is calling me a angry step-sister just because I followed them and got annoyed.
She was saying she could imagine me talking (I thought she may have HEARD me talking to Boo!) and saying "They're staying in MY room? No one told me that... but MUUUUUMMM that's not fair."
It was like she was reading my mind :( I hope she didn't understand what I said to her then... it went along the lines of
"You're just upset because you share your room with Brother." SHe would have answered that with an easy "So do you!"
Chicken salt or normal?
Luna

The red dot, what is the source?

Where did it come from?
How would I know?
The mysterious red dot
on Cat Man's toe.

I found a red dot today. The source? You ask. Unknown, I reply. Where could it have come from? The Bridge? I ask. Maybe a cat signaling it's owner? A mistake in direction? No, it came from above, but not that far. No matter what I was determined to get it and I grabbed at it, it moved, I caught it, it moved. Again and again, over and over. The dot would move as I caught it. That wasn't so unusual. The unusual thing was it was ON TOP of my paw. Not under, when I caught it!
So what is the source? You ask again, eager for an answer. I cannot say as I have no clue but you may see one and then we can work it out together.

She lost it this time!

I think Sissy has lost it. Those rodents did it to her.
I was napping next to her leg and then (craziness alert!) she starts to meow her head off. At first I was just like MMG but then she continued, I think she thought I understood her. SOme humans :(
They just don't get that we can understand ENGLISH and that we speak ENGLISH. No worries, kitkats, I won't tell our secret!
Over and out,
Luna

P.S, now the crazy girl's trying to whistle... what's next singing?
P.P.S Yes.