July 23rd 2010 8:37 pm
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Hello friends, it's me! Luna-pa-poona!
Bad mews or good mews first?
Bad then good, because that'll cheer me up and get everyone a-meowing. So my last diary entry was to announce Not-Natasha being my MeowFriend, but bed mews, he moved, along with his family. They moved out about a week ago and I've been so upset, I haven't written the news.
Now his old home is being remade, hopefully a kitty moves in... maybe that'll get Boo out more ofter... or me? Time for the good mews;
I'm being showcased and Sissy's school by Sissy.
Ok, okay, I'm telling a little mib, or fib, as the humans say, I'm not being showcased, though I should be, but rather, Sissy is studying cats for school.
Time for a nap,
Luna
July 3rd 2010 8:05 pm
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I have big news! It's been so long, my fans must miss me... how could I abandon such fellow-catians? Well, I'm back, aren't I? With big, meowingly big, news!
My husband, or should I call him ex-?, still lives where the kitkats were born when I was approx. 1 year old, oh, and now? Well... I may have a number next to my name but that does not mean I'm not as... oh gosh... my back! Anyway, that husband, he didn't follow me, and I'm sure his found another kit to steal food from, so I've moved on too.
I have, I have, I HAVE!
Natasha, who is not a Natasha at all, is my meowingly handsome, new, MF. Yes, I have a MeowFriend. And he now has a PurrFriend.
Isn't that just... oh, his calling!
Excuse me...
Luna Pa Poona
April 8th 2010 3:33 am
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I saw an *UYO, it looked like a magical wizard had turn a chick small and fuzzy and warm and... SNAP OUT OF IT LUNA... it was disgusting, like all chickens. Feathers everywhere.... but those feathers, those creamy custard feathers...
Who am I kidding? Don't tell Boo, but there is a soft side to me when it comes to chickens... they're so small and fuzzy when they're just chicks, and then they turn ugly... all bristly feathered, and I feel sorrow for them. To be me, one that was born with graciously good looks and maintainable fur, it's sad to look down the totem pole and see that little bristle ball of fat.
Though I don't mind raw... and cooked chicken. The way the skin crackles, the way the... stop dribbling, you fool. As I was explaining my good side, I mustn't go into what I had for dinner last night... Raw chicken breast and dry food...
Don't look at me like that. I didn't do something wrong. If such a cute and fuzzy baby will turn so despicable... well, it's meant for eating. And before you judge me, I bet your humans eat chicken sometimes. Well, except vegetarians.
Just a quick update:
They are BACK! The rodents are back. Make that a UBO and an UCO as well.
*UYO=Unidentified Yellow Object
*UBO=Unidentified Brown Object
*UCO=Unidentified Cream Object.
UCO+UBO+UYO=Buffet for Luna pa Poona.
Now off you go. I need my beauty sleep...
Luna
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