May 9th 2005 8:27 pm
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I'm so confused! There's something big going on around here, and I am not sure what it is.

There are all these strange humans tromping through my home, and they are STEALING OUR STUFF! Why isn't mom stopping them?? She's just standing there watching while they take our things right out the door.

I tried to get out the door to stop them, tried to get out there and chase them down and make them bring back our stuff. All I got for my effort was put in the bedroom where I can't monitor what's going on anymore. Why??

To add insult to injury, one of the evil beings around here took all my favorite toys and blankies and put them in a box - then he stole those too! I would have shared if he would have asked.

I heard mom and dad talking about this Ka lee fourn ya. I'm not sure what it is, but they said they hope I don't get carsick on the drive. Something about six days in the car? Weirdos. We'd make it in five if they'd let me drive. Maybe then we could catch those guys who took all our stuff. I'm big now, and plenty strong. I'm sure I can take one of them down.

In any case, I really think everyone's losing their minds. How are we supposed to sleep around here with no beds to lay on? I mean, mom and dad can sleep on the floor, but what about ME?? I certainly can't be expected to rough it! My fur might get dirty. For shame. This ka lee fourn ya better have beds. And mice. And good treats. Or I'm not going.